I don't know if this picture has any potential for amusing captions, but you've got to admit it's DAMNED CUTE!

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"Old" is the old new.

- "Alas, Bush's increases in military spending were largely indiscriminate."

- "'Okay, bitch... payback time for all that booby-trapped cheese you've been leaving around.'"

- "The best part about the new tank was that instead of diesel, it used gigantic fuzzy rodents as fuel."

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"Old" is the old new.

- I'm telling you Pinky, NOW we shall take over the world.

- Jerry had taken just about all he was going to fucking take from Tom.

- Unfortunately for the Connor family, evolution happened to hit their pet mouse while he was playing in little Jimmy's fully-functional nuclear G.I. Joe tank.

- He knew it was a tough job. In fact, he had already admitted to himself he probably wouldn't make it back. But, goddamnit if he wasn't going to do something about them Iraqis.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

1) Now properly armed, the rats would take their revenge for being replaced by rabbits in Watership Down.

2)Mr Wiskers couldn't help but feel his new ride would turn the table during the next mating season.

3) Rodney the Rat had found the weapon he needed to escape from the felching oppressors.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Hey, look. A mouse in a tank.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Boy, that one sucked.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

-"If I hear ONE more of you assholes call me a mouse, all hell's gonna break loose. I'm a RAT! SQUEAK I TELL YOU!"

-Clinton finally decides to join the military (Take that Bush bashers).

-"Fuck the cheese, you're making me a turkey dinner, bitch."

-Sure, the Pakistanis are throwing rocks now, but in a few months, you'll be hearing about THESE little suckers blowing up Jewish homes. Be ascared.

-"Ummm, I'm actually an elephant, and this is a really BIG tank!"

-"Screw ratholes! I got me some mobile housing!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jimmy Cagney never realized his movie lines would come back to haunt him. He had become....the dirty rat.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

You magnificent bastard! I read your book!

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What others say about boorite!

Behold the power of cheese.

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What others say about boorite!

(For all you foreign freaks, the "Power of Cheese" thing is an ad slogan of the US dairy council. Look, I can't help it if you live in cultural backwaters and can't get our regular American jokes. Oh, and the one before that is from an American form of entertainment known as a "movie.")

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What others say about boorite!

Haha! We're gonna go through them like shit through a goose!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Haha! We're gonna go through them like shit through a goose!

...if Ike stops holding Wirthling's hand and sends me a Sodomizer 5000....

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What others say about boorite!

1) OK, enough with the mazes, Doc!

2) We do more before 7 a.m. than...*sniff* do I smell cheese?

3) Are ya talkin' to me?...Talkin' to me?...Huh?...I don't see anybody else here...You talkin' to me?...I don't see anyone else here so ya must be talkin' to me...

I would have spent more time on this but Colonel Wonderbread is calling me. I have to get to fertilizer bomb class in a hurry or he'll take away my chewin' tobaccy...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

--I am an army of one.

One mouse in a mutherfucking tank! Huzzah, bitches!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

-"Here kitty kitty..."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

-Due to buget cuts on the set of MatrixII, all the special effects, plot, characters, and scenes were cut out. We now show youa rat in a tank. Thank you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- Rodney Ent, Special Agent, Mousetrap Disposal Squad.

- Finally, after so many frustrating years, Big Ears had blown the legs off the chair, and the screaming housewife was sprawled on the floor, at his mercy...

- "Life sucks: I ate too much gorganzola last night, and today I find I've joined the foreign legion!"

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