"QUICK! HONEY! GET THE SHOTGUN! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE TOILETS NOW!!"
"Hey, mom stopped breastfeeding me weeks ago. I gotta get my perve on somehow."
Look Who's Popping Out Of The Toilet.
(With apologies to the new movie about a talking mouse) "This is now officially a litter box"
The boy who would later go on to invent "Liquid Plumer".
"You do NOT wanna go down there"
"Whaaaat? I shat in the tub and bathed in the toilet, what MORE do you want from me?!"
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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.