"Damn, I missed. I'll never dig those boogers out at this rate."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Don't move, or the septum GETS it!"

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What others say about boorite!

It isn't easy to find a good childrens' entertainer these days.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

From this angle you can't see the belt wrapped tightly around his arm.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"I'm scratching, not picking! Hey, stop looking!"

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Oddly enough, Microsoft's new and revolutionary X-box controller was forshadowed by this cover for a Philip K. Dick novel. The new controller was found to be "more natural" for use by today's gameing generation using common muscle movements and hand intuitive finger movements and positioning.

OR

Scientists discover the ultimate sex organ! "It was right in front of our noses all this time ... well, in back, actually!" said sex researcher, Peter Lipshitz. Shown here is the new, Electronic Nasal Dildo designed to take full advantage of this powerful errogenous zone. The END can be attatched to any television for serious stimulation from any sponsor. The future looks promising for the END.

Abercrombie and Fitch alternate Spring catalog, 2003.

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dyslexia bingo?