We all know the real reason why the internet exists, don't we?

Porn of course!

That's the rule for this contest, just one word: porn.

SC regs, politicians, celebrities, I don't mind. Have fun.

WARNING: I have no qualms about you using hardcore porn - I'm not squeamish. As such, if you find porn objectionable, you should probably stop reading this thread. Same goes for those accessing this site from work - don't get yourself in trouble!

I'll judge it around late morning or midday Friday, SC.com time, about the same time as I judge the comic contest.

And... GO!

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GAH.

I'll be waiting ot r0x0r j00 next time.

"Same goes for those accessing this site from work - don't get yourself in trouble!"

Shit. That's me out then.

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Hmmmm... should I set some different rules, then? I didn't realise this would be so inconvenient...

I'll leave this as it is until midday SC.com time, and check back for objections, expressions of support, and entries. If it seems that too many people can't or won't participate, I'll switch over to a new set of rules. I have a new set in mind, so it's no trouble.

Gimme a yell either way, but don't work too hard on a entry yet, in case the rules change.

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huh huh. huh huh.

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GAH.

I'll be waiting ot r0x0r j00 next time.

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Fuck it. I'll do some new rules.

Seek ye the new thread...

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