The Germans Bore Me
The Yanks are In Bred
The Aussies sleep with the Sheep (as do the Kiwi's)
The English suck by default
The Canadians live in Igloo's

But
But
But

The only race i truly HATE is the French.

(Did i miss anyone?)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

American Samoans' disturbing pickle odor.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The Irish need to stop blowing bits off each other. And us.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Yeah? I'm in gold futures, myself.

Long day tomorrow; I've got to be in bred by 10:00.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'm quite sure they apologised for that.

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled No. 1']

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

I'm quite sure they apologised for that.

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They didn't mean it. I mean, you detonate a masive car bomb in the middle of a packed marketplace... how could you predict that some innocent bystanders will be killed? Be fair - these things are statistical anomalies.

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*bump*

Ahh , the memories

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I want to know why you hate me.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I used to knit balaclavas for the I.R.A. that's how hard to the core I am. You don't want to get caught up in my world. Knit one, purl two. Grenade cosy anyone?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Rememeber that the next time you want lasagna, motherfucker.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Rememeber that the next time you want lasagna, motherfucker.

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Italians make lasagna? Well I'll eat their food then, but I won't shake their hands.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Mmmmmm...Lasagna

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

im italian....:)

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you annoy me.

Nnnhhh.. Y'know what we gonna do here Tony? We gonna string him up by 'is neck, an' den we gonna give 'im sum cement shoes. Den we's gonna drop him inta da lake. Den we'll see how much we 'annoy' him.

Little bastid.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

quote:

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Nnnhhh.. Y'know what we gonna do here Tony? We gonna string him up by 'is neck, an' den we gonna give 'im sum cement shoes. Den we's gonna drop him inta da lake. Den we'll see how much we 'annoy' him.

Little bastid.

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You know, there are no decent Italian hard-rock bands? Its all poofy ballads and dodgy Europop.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

all that chesthair and those gold chains.. ouch

KKP, you never answered my question.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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KKP, you never answered my question.

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I didnt specify , i generalised. However, just for your benefit.

"I really hate the French. All except Pita, who is pretty cool and makes decent comics. However Jacques Chirac is a cockloving mongrel of a person, and French Farmers are inbred dogfuckers"

Happy?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Try listening to Lacuna Coil. They are Italian and fit into neither category.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[quote
"I really hate the French. All except Pita, who is pretty cool and makes decent comics. However Jacques Chirac is a cockloving mongrel of a person, and French Farmers are inbred dogfuckers"

Happy?

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Thank you :)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Vangelis is french :O

and Daft Punk too

Try listening to Lacuna Coil. They are Italian and fit into neither category.

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Hear hear!

Lacuna Coil is beautiful. I have none of their albums though.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.