WARNING - Some of the following captions made the author feel sick when he wrote them.
- Michael was mesmerised by the buttocks of the little boy on the swing... back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...
- As Michael stepped closer to the bonfire, fascinated, a little voice in the back of his mind screamed, "No! Don't! You'll melt!"
- Michael was mortified with embarrassment as the helpful young man handed him the ear he had dropped.
- "I have learned... that kids are my obsession..."
I have to say, that picture has convinced me that Michael Jackson is one of the scariest-looking people on Earth. Can you believe he spent millions of dollars to [u]MAKE[/u] himself look like that? His nose looks like he was forced by cruel parents to wear a clothespeg on it from birth!
Let's be honest - he doesn't look real.
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