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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Jabba's younger brother did quite well for himself as a convenience store owner on a Sandpeople reservation, but he changed his last name slightly to throw off the criminal image (even though he still delt "tobacco").

Weird... Wasn't this a New Age tofu stand last week?

Nicotine withdrawal makes your hands shake. Buy cigarettes wherever you purchase archery equipment and other sporting goods.

Our mascot Injun Joe thanks you for your patronage. And for persecuting his ancestors and stealing thier land! Ha Ha, what a kidder!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Well if I could stop having sex with 3rd graders, it wouldn't be a habit, now would it."

"Hi, I'm in the market for a habit. What can you show in the way of twitching?"

Sister Glenda wasn't going to let that uppity bitch Sister Denise look better than her, by god.

"Be vewee qwiet. I'm wanting habit. huhuhhuhuhhuhuhhuh"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

People from miles around flocked in to a place where they could pick their noses in peaceful and accepting surroundings.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

If you take a look out the left-hand side of the bus, you might catch a glimpse of the red-necked tobacconist in his natural habit-shack.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The police of Boulder, Colorado just couldn't figure out where the cocaine was coming from.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

They were doing great until "Jones Town" opened across the street.

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What others say about boorite!