In Bennetts. Every night. £10 a throw. Ask Benny behind the bar for "A piece of hot ass".

Mobile number available on request. Does house calls if youre paying for his Taxi home.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The title of this thread is false.

I don't remember ever charging for sex.

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Dad was flammable

I figured since Andy has his own thread (the now infamous "Andy Dougan in utterly pish shocker" thread) , and i cant do one about Kramer , because he said he would kill me , my family , my friends , their family , and the neighbours cat if i did (and who says we scots cant laugh at ourselves) , that you were the next best thing.

So if youre not charging , does this mean Benny behind the bar is getting all the cash for being your pimp?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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In Bennetts. Every night. £10 a throw. Ask Benny behind the bar for "A piece of hot ass".

Mobile number available on request. Does house calls if youre paying for his Taxi home.

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I do not, nor have I ever, taken part in any of Kajun's special "parties".

It's Bernie you have to ask about that.

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

Do Kajun's parties involve a biscuit?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yes, and he lasts about two seconds, the lightweight.

You lost fair and square, just eat the damn biscuit!

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Dad was flammable

I dont think hes complaining. I think he lost on purpose.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I just had an earth-shattering epiphany yesterday: It's difficult for a man to say "Yay!" without sounding really gay.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Now you know why we boo your comics.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Isn't the title to this thread a tautology?

Kajun, who is male (if you didn't know), can hardly have hetrosexual sex with men.

Would it be better if he said "He performs faggotry by having homosexual gay mansex with men for money"?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"He faggishly performs gay homosexual faggotry by having faggy homosexual gay cock-gobbling mansex with homosexual gay fag men for fucking homosexual faggotty fagmoney. Fag."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Uh.

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Dad was flammable

Nice to see some tolerance on the internet for a change...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Stop badmouthing the internet, you insensitive fuck!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Stop badmouthing the internet, you insensitive fuck!

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I bet he's gay. Only a gay person would say something like that. Yeah. Gay.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Stop badmouthing the internet, you insensitive fuck!

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I bet he's gay. Only a gay person would say something like that. Yeah. Gay.

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Only a gay person would suggest that someone else is gay!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You're in for it now.

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Yo, Perm! You're up in the serial comic. Get your hands out of Kajun's kilt and make a frikkin' comic.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Shut up and get back to sucking my cock, you dick-smoking fag.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Shut up and get back to sucking my cock, you dick-smoking fag.

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Get back to sucking your cock? Sorry, I don't know what you mean. I was never sucking your cock.

However, I could ask that rabid chimp with poor dental hygiene to start sucking you like a vacuum cleaner again. I hope you still have your five dollars ready...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

*bump*

Ahh , the memories

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Y'all just... homoerotic up the ass, aintcha?

Wait... no. I mean..

Awww, shit. Never mind.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Y'all just... homoerotic up the ass, aintcha?

Wait... no. I mean..

Awww, shit. Never mind.

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That reminds me. I forgot to bump my "Bunner is so old ... " thread.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"