Hello. I'm Nate. I'm not DexX.

This is not a mask. I really am Nate.

Yep.

Nate.

So, about this contest...

Nate suggested- uh... that is, I suggested, to myself, while brainstorming, that animals are fun. Rather than just say "animals!" and call that a rule, though, how about we say that you have to show either an animal in a distinctly unnatural habitat, or something which is not an animal living in lovely, natural surroundings.

People in the zoo, animals on the moon, bulldozers frolicking across verdant plains, a chimpanzee as president of the USA... okay, that last one's probably a bit of a credibility-stretch...

The deadline is a bit fluid, but will be roughly Friday or Saturday when N- [u]I[/u] get back from... that place... where I am going... now...

Yeah.

Bye.

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Close enough.

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What others say about boorite!

President Cheney has pet...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Very nice... but shouldn't he be playing cards?

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It's not really uncommon to see an internet film critic who is an ass.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Dcomposed done a funny photoshop with a funny caption, I'm scared!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This is very sad. I'm embaresed to be asociated with you photoshopers!

I'm gonna hold of judgement until Saturday afternoon.

Oh, and hello again.

(Not perfect, but the originals were appalling!)

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The Long Version

This may seem stupid, but I'm going to have to award it to DexX, even though h-, er, I, ran this contest... anyway, I liked fuzzy's picture, but I still thought DexX's was better. So he sort of won his own- er, my contest.

The Short Version

DexX wins.

but....the donkey... THE DONKEY!
the donkey should have won damnit.

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but....the donkey... THE DONKEY!
the donkey should have won damnit.

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I like the donkey and the cows... The cow in the middle licking its chops is just perfect.

New rules coming up. I hope dcom does some good entries for the next one, as I think he deserved victory for this one.

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My awards are based on quality and humor. The cows and donkeys wern't that great(at least IMHO), and I was going to give it to itsclark for cheney's pet, but I thought the role reversal by DexX was better.

When fewer people participate, its less fun people.

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My awards are based on quality and humor. The cows and donkeys wern't that great(at least IMHO), and I was going to give it to itsclark for cheney's pet, but I thought the role reversal by DexX was better.

When fewer people participate, its less fun people.

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Sorry, I've been busy. Otherwise I would have done my usual blast of fifteen contest-losing entries.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I will not enter one of these damn contests until I have a computer that can run Photoshop without running out of memory whilst working with an 800x600 image.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.