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boorite May 8, 2001 2:35 PM	I'm very suggestible as you can see.
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wirthling May 8, 2001 3:12 PM	quote: I'm very suggestible as you can see. So was my daddy (not him, the other one). That's why I have two daddies. Unfortunately, they both abandoned me when I was very young and left me to be raised by dung beetles. I don't even know what my daddies look like. Who's my daddy?
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gabe_billings May 8, 2001 3:42 PM	Well it certainly isn't me. At least I'm pretty sure. Seeing as how I just boned your mom last week. I don't think humans grow that fast.
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wirthling May 8, 2001 3:43 PM	quote: Well it certainly isn't me. At least I'm pretty sure. Seeing as how I just boned your mom last week. I don't think humans grow that fast. My mom didn't know humans had sex that fast.
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Brad May 8, 2001 6:10 PM	quote: My mom didn't know humans had sex that fast. That was a really good comeback.
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wirthling May 8, 2001 6:22 PM	quote: That was a really good comeback. Thank yuh. Thankuh veruh much. (wirthling has left the building)
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gabe_billings May 8, 2001 7:59 PM	quote: My mom didn't know humans had sex that fast. It's not my fault. I only had $3, so she only gave me five minutes worth.
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wirthling May 8, 2001 8:15 PM	quote: It's not my fault. I only had $3, so she only gave me five minutes worth. Now that I think about it, maybe she meant something else. All she said about it was, "It was very short."
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DragonXero May 9, 2001 2:10 AM	quote: Well it certainly isn't me. At least I'm pretty sure. Seeing as how I just boned your mom last week. I don't think humans grow that fast. Are you suggesting he's human?
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gabe_billings
May 9, 2001 3:00 AM

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Are you suggesting he's human?

I only said that because I wasn't sure how to spell 'troglodyte'.

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Now that I think about it, maybe she meant something else. All she said about it was, "It was very short."

She was referring to the bed, of course. I'm 6'2", and normally sleep on a queen (a mattress, you sick fuck) and this one was a twin. So it was a tight fit. My legs stuck over the side.

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DexX May 9, 2001 4:26 AM	quote: quote: Are you suggesting he's human? I only said that because I wasn't sure how to spell 'troglodyte'. Come on, Gabe. You should be able to spell that - it's printed on the sign above your enclosure.
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ObiJo
May 9, 2001 4:35 AM

The second definition under dictionary.com for troglodyte:

A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or british.

No, wait, that's suppossed to be brutish. Oh well.

I have a funny story with that word though. When I was 17 I heard that word used on Cheers. So I went through a dictionary trying to look it up to see what it meant. Wasn't there so I tried another. And another, and another. Well, eventually I gave up and some 5 years later I was walking down the street when I heard this girl use it in a sentence. (What are the chances?) So, I stopped her and asked her what it meant and she told me. I thanked her, asked her to marry me, she declined, and I went on my merry way. And now that word has arisen again. Full circle, my friends. Full circle.

Ok, so maybe 'funny' was too strong a word.

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MatthewEastaugh May 9, 2001 10:49 AM	quote: The second definition under dictionary.com for troglodyte: A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or british. Woo-hoo! Troglodyteness rules! Bet you all wish you were one, pesky America-and-other-nations people. :-P
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gabe_billings
May 9, 2001 12:34 PM

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I have a funny story with that word though. When I was 17 I heard that word used on Cheers. So I went through a dictionary trying to look it up to see what it meant. Wasn't there so I tried another. And another, and another. Well, eventually I gave up and some 5 years later I was walking down the street when I heard this girl use it in a sentence. (What are the chances?) So, I stopped her and asked her what it meant and she told me. I thanked her, asked her to marry me, she declined, and I went on my merry way. And now that word has arisen again. Full circle, my friends. Full circle.

Will you marry me?

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ObiJo May 9, 2001 3:56 PM	Only if we can have the ceremony in the "I am a collosal geek" thread.
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gabe_billings May 9, 2001 6:12 PM	Sure. But we'll have to have our night of nuptial bliss in the 'Has anyone not done these?' thread.
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bunnerabb May 9, 2001 7:50 PM	You have two daddies because they both yang wong. Deal. Love, bunner
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ObiJo May 9, 2001 8:03 PM	quote: Sure. But we'll have to have our night of nuptial bliss in the 'Has anyone not done these?' thread. Agreed. From what wirthling's mom said about your speeding problem, that means we should add about 50 posts to "i am a collosal geek" and maybe 1 or 2 to "has anyone not done these."
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