-The obvious one.. WAZZZZUPPPP!

-Stick your tounge out and say ahhhhh.

-Little Billy's first experience with doggy breath.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

-Cross species hairballs.
-No, I refuse to do the bestiality schtick.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- BRAIN!

- Oh, father, I think you paid too much for that camcorder.

- After his first drinking experience, a young Dean Martin swears off alcohol.

- Mother, I've made an important lifestyle decision. I'm gonna be a quadriped.

- I feel they flavored the pureed bananas with a smidge too much cinnamon.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

-Little Scruffy's first experience with baby breath.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- Yuck! They taste awful! Why the hell do you sit there licking them all the time?

- No, it's more like this, from deep in the diaphragm... AaahROOOOO!!!! Now you try.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

--Fortunately, young Gabe was not entirely without role models.

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What others say about boorite!

"I don't know how you eat that crap, but I'm never gonna complain about strained peaches again!"

"I can pant just like the dog, mom! Mom! Look! Quick! Getting... dizzy...."

"Then you make this face, then you throw the food and yell "Cookie"! Got it? Look, you dumb dog! I'm trying to show you how to get a cookie!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- Writhling was such a cute baby. The kid on his right was pretty ugly though.

On a side note, we have an annoying little pomeranian that looked just like that thing when he was a pup.

No, not the fleshy one.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- "Dog poop he says! It tastes GREAT he says! Goddamn human children!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- Upon seeing this photo of her twins, it suddenly occurred to Mary that maybe it wasn't such a hot idea to mix heroin with DDT while pregnant.

- "What a cute baby...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Completely stealing wirthling's idea:

- Upon seeing this photo of her twins, it suddenly occurred to Mary that maybe it wasn't such a hot idea to save a few bucks by having the babies delivered at a vet's.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.