"In other headlines, tennis superstar Venus Williams has reported that most of her tennis rackets have been sabotaged. She reported earlier today in a news conference that the handles to all of her equipment have been coated in a 'grimey, white substance' and deemed unfit to use because they are too slippery. She had already injured two ball girls and a line judge by the time this had been discovered. On another note, Anna Kournikova has apparently dropped out of the running due to a strange personal 'infection'...."
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dcomposed:11-06-05:
If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.