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Trolls_Revealed
September 3, 2002 3:50 PM

These are true, I promise. I have my ways of knowing.

Haxxor_K1ng is fuck.
Bazilla is Tom_O_Bedlam.
Diesel is wenisinfurs, Happycakeman, and Boinky33.
Mr_Jass is xpac.
Alcyonae is both JrnymnNate and dcomposed.

Bold font brought to you by U., B., and B. Co-Ed school.

Discuss among yourselves. It is all the truth, because I don't lie. Except on my tax forms, resumes, and when someone asks me if I have a several dozen neighborhood children hidden in my garage for "altar boy training sessions". But not here. Here is the truth. Enjoy.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
September 3, 2002 4:05 PM

quote:
These are true, I promise. I have my ways of knowing.

Haxxor_K1ng is fuck.
Bazilla is Tom_O_Bedlam.
Diesel is wenisinfurs, Happycakeman, and Boinky33.
Mr_Jass is xpac.
Alcyonae is both JrnymnNate and dcomposed.

Bold font brought to you by U., B., and B. Co-Ed school.



But Fuck is Drexle , Bazilla is Shite , Diesel is a fucking failed abortion , Mr Jass is AndyDougan , and Alcyonae doesnt come here anymore (thank fuck)

All these statements are in no way backed up by evidence , because i tend to talk shite when im about to go to bed.

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Mr_Jass
September 3, 2002 4:12 PM

quote:
Mr_Jass is xpac.

quote:
Mr Jass is AndyDougan


Maybe randomly posting "Russel Crowe can go suckit" in every thread wasn't so good for my secrecy.

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JrnymnNate
September 3, 2002 6:37 PM

Trolls_revealed is gabe_billings.

Or ObiJo.

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fuzzyman
September 3, 2002 7:44 PM

dragonxero = weedleweedle

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JrnymnNate
September 3, 2002 10:00 PM

I actualy talked to Alcyonae on AIM when she was hanging around. She never ever signs on anymore; seriously I've not seen her on since I talked to her, 4+ months ago.

Unless I'm Donnie Darko, she's not me.

dcomposed...

ha. You caught me, I'm dcomposed. It's a personality disorder.

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Bazilla
September 3, 2002 11:03 PM

quote:
Haxxor_K1ng is fuck.
Bazilla is Tom_O_Bedlam.

But Kajun is Haxx0r K1ng, so that would mean Kajun was fuck, jackass.
And who the hell is Tom_O_Bedlam? Wasn't he just used in one of those Mystery cup people?

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lara7
September 3, 2002 11:54 PM

quote:
Haxxor_K1ng is fuck.

quote:
But Kajun is Haxx0r K1ng, so that would mean Kajun was fuck, jackass.
quote:

Kajun may be many people, but he's not Haxxor King. And the person who is HAxxor King swears he's not fuck.

I would send a naked picture to ObiJo to find out who fuck is. When I get terminal cancer, finding out who fuck really is will be my "Make A wish" foundation request.

That, or to marry Nick Cave.

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dcomposed
September 4, 2002 12:40 AM

dcomposed is .

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fuzzyman
September 4, 2002 3:26 AM

quote:
That, or to marry Nick Cave.

Wow, someone else who listens to Nick Cave.

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KajunFirefly
September 4, 2002 4:54 AM

The andydougan/Mr_Jass theory may hold water.

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itsclark
September 4, 2002 5:19 AM

Fuzzyman is Boinky33.

Failure to deny will be accepted as admission of guilt. Denial, conversely, will only prove he has something to hide. Burn the witch!

Actually I'm just jealous of his photoshop stuff.

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andydougan
September 4, 2002 8:21 AM

quote:
The andydougan/Mr_Jass theory may hold water.

I swear on my mother's tomb I'm not Mr_Jass.

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User #16352
September 4, 2002 10:11 AM

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boorite
September 4, 2002 10:21 AM

I'm kajun, you dumbasses.

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Mr_Jass
September 4, 2002 2:54 PM

Since I'll be moving to San Diego today, I'll be unable to post under any account for a time. Since I'll be unable to post under the other one, you'll figure out who I am, or if I'm anyone at all.

Russell Crowe can go suckit.

This also means that I have to drop out of tag team madness, so if you're reading this TheBlairZip (I don't need to tell andy, since andy is me) please remove me.

When I get there, I'll be sure to post pictures. I think I'll move into the black gay community, both because they're cheaper and if what Kajun and KKP say is true, gay blacks are fun to fuck.

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wenisinfurs
September 4, 2002 3:04 PM

Much like fear, STRIPCREATOR eats itself.

Discuss.

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fuzzyman
September 4, 2002 7:52 PM

quote:
Fuzzyman is Boinky33.

Failure to deny will be accepted as admission of guilt. Denial, conversely, will only prove he has something to hide. Burn the witch!

Actually I'm just jealous of his photoshop stuff.


I was doing a pic of Tobor as Jackie O in the limo with Jack, but it upset the wife so much that I couldn't enter it in the contest.

I am/not Boinky33.

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dcomposed
September 4, 2002 8:03 PM

quote:
Haxxor_K1ng is fuck.
Bazilla is Tom_O_Bedlam.
Diesel is wenisinfurs, Happycakeman, and Boinky33.
Mr_Jass is xpac.
Alcyonae is both JrnymnNate and dcomposed.

Most of these aren't even trolls.

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punkrockskaboy
September 4, 2002 8:17 PM

This is worse than the "six degrees of kevin bacon" game

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lara7
September 4, 2002 9:27 PM

quote:
Wow, someone else who listens to Nick Cave.

If by "listens to", you mean "has been obsessed with for 10+ years and wants to have his babies", then, yes.

you may appreciate this when it works, then:
http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/lara7/thebirthdayparty.jpg

boorite, the above link isn't working. please fix. thanks.

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Spankling
September 4, 2002 9:36 PM

You forget. There used to be 4 of us. Now there are only 3 including Brad.

But he doesn't actually post anymore. He ran off with Johnny.

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Haxx0r_K1ng
September 4, 2002 9:43 PM

quote:
These are true, I promise. I have my ways of knowing.

Haxxor_K1ng is fuck.


If Haxx0r_K1ng is fuck = False
then Trolls_Revealed is a total moron = True
else J00 = Suxx0rz.

Haxx0r_K1ng is fuck = False

Unl1ke +h@+ 1ll1tera+e d3g3n3r@te, 1 kn0w h0w t0 5P377! PH33R!!!

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DragonXero
September 4, 2002 9:43 PM

I am not Weedleweedle.
I do, however, have an alter-ego, which I revealed a while back. I forgot his name, but he was the basis of "Spectre" in my Epic Quest series.
I was depressed at the time I made the login name, and have not since made another one. I have been and always will be simply DragonXero on here.

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Drexle
September 4, 2002 10:27 PM

I don't really want to know who fuck is. I have my pet theories, but in the end I'd be happier not knowing for sure. I much prefer to think of him as the legendary "Magical Rapping Fairy" who comes to us in the darkest moments of our lives, and brings to them much needed doses of obscenity and good cheer.

And I don't think deisel is boinky33. The level of shittiness is a bit different.

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KajunFirefly
September 5, 2002 2:45 AM

DX, wasn't your alter-ego called "Brood", or something?

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fuzzyman
September 5, 2002 3:36 AM

quote:
If by "listens to", you mean "has been obsessed with for 10+ years and wants to have his babies", then, yes.
Well, no... I don't quite mean that. I meant, "Someone else on the planet who has heard of him."

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kaufman
September 5, 2002 6:35 AM

quote:
I was doing a pic of Tobor as Jackie O in the limo with Jack, but it upset the wife so much that I couldn't enter it in the contest.
Second ... cornholer ... on grassy knoll?

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fuzzyman
September 5, 2002 6:58 AM

I couldn't find a good picture of the limo and the knoll, unfortunately.

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Smarmulus
September 5, 2002 7:31 AM

quote:
I was doing a pic of Tobor as Jackie O in the limo with Jack, but it upset the wife so much that I couldn't enter it in the contest.

Clever how you managed to get it on this site anyway. Maybe it will end up being submitted after all. Yes, I can "appropriate" the image and win the contest! And I don't even have photoshop anymore. BWAHHHAAHHAHA!

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DexX
September 5, 2002 7:46 AM

quote:
Second ... cornholer ... on grassy knoll?
More a "brassy knob" surely?

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JrnymnNate
September 5, 2002 8:35 AM

Guess we know why those guys had dirty fingernails now.

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skagg
September 5, 2002 1:39 PM

quote:
quote:
If by "listens to", you mean "has been obsessed with for 10+ years and wants to have his babies", then, yes.
Well, no... I don't quite mean that. I meant, "Someone else on the planet who has heard of him."
surely a quest for such people would not be all that dificult after that duet with good ol' kylie

haunting motherfucker

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TheBlairZip
September 5, 2002 4:15 PM

quote:
This also means that I have to drop out of tag team madness, so if you're reading this TheBlairZip (I don't need to tell andy, since andy is me) please remove me.
Done and done.

I know who Haxx0r_K1ng is.
I know who Mr_Jass is.
I know what boys like.
I know the way to San Jose.
I know that the Tag Team Competition is about to start.

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boorite
September 6, 2002 8:10 AM

quote:
you may appreciate this when it works, then:
http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/lara7/thebirthdayparty.jpg

boorite, the above link isn't working. please fix. thanks.



Hahaha. The box pretty much died. Sorry about that. I even had the whole library web server running on it, because my main boxes were clusterfucked. Then, a few days ago, it started core-dumping and rebooting itself every so often. Finally, the hard drive started making this rhythmic churning noise, and the box would crawl and lockup.

It's a fuck.

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DH-01
September 6, 2002 11:21 AM

I have a confession to make.

I am really DragonXero.

And NeoVid.

And wenisinfurs.

And Mentski.

I am so ashmaed.

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Devin
September 7, 2002 12:05 AM

What a coincidence, I'm NeoVid too! ^_^

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lara7
September 7, 2002 9:47 PM

quote:
Hahaha. The box pretty much died. Sorry about that.

It's a fuck.



so what does this mean for those of us stealing image hosting from you?

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wirthling
September 7, 2002 9:48 PM

I would just like to point out that Gabe Billings is a spoogeranger.

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boorite
September 10, 2002 8:10 AM

quote:
quote:
Hahaha. The box pretty much died. Sorry about that.

It's a fuck.



so what does this mean for those of us stealing image hosting from you?


Still sorting that out. I may be able to slave out the hard drive and copy all your files. Then I'll force the IP of my new box so that it will be libpc22. In that case, you needn't do a thing. But first I have a few other fires to put out.

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itsclark
September 10, 2002 1:38 PM

quote:
I may be able to slave out the hard drive and copy all your files. Then I'll force the IP of my new box so that it will be libpc22.
God it makes me hot when you talk that way. C'mere, you!

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dcomposed
September 10, 2002 7:08 PM

Yesterday DexX acused me of being punkrockskaboy...

[15:12] I found half a picture of me you can put on the regs page.
[15:12] Where is it?
[15:13] http://members.optushome.com.au/citizen_will/thisisme.jpg the rest of it was destroyed in a hurracane that never happened.
[15:13] Looks like it took a bit of your hair, too... is that a mohawk I see?
[15:14] All I see is a giant dark scary eye.
[15:14] ...or just a rather extreme undercut?
[15:14] It's a mohawk.
[15:14] dcom-real.jpg
[15:15] You are punkrockskaboy and I claim my five dollars.

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DexX
September 10, 2002 8:35 PM

I was joking, of course.

I would never seriously insult punkybrewster like that.

*evil grin*

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JrnymnNate
September 10, 2002 8:39 PM

Mohawks are gay unless they extend to mullet capacity.

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dcomposed
September 10, 2002 8:41 PM

JrnymnNates are gay.

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andydougan
September 10, 2002 8:43 PM

I thought windchimes were gay?

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dcomposed
September 10, 2002 8:44 PM

I thought homos were gay.

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DH-01
September 11, 2002 6:15 AM

Everything is gay. Especially the gay stuff.

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User #16352
September 11, 2002 10:16 AM

Well put.

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boorite
September 11, 2002 10:36 AM

What else can I say?

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