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itsclark Bar Room Superman
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What's this sticky substance all over the dashboard?
---"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"
DexX What the Cat Dragged In
...and when the airbags deploy, semen shoots out of the grille badge.
---This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.
lara7 Jimmy Carter says YES!
J.G. Ballard says, "I'll never drive anything else!"
(too obscure?)
---When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.
Smarmulus THE ARISTOCRAT
Crashingly obscure
---"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka
Shadow_Artist Do geese see God?
That's odd. The gear stick's shaped like a...OH MY GOD!
---Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)
Spankling Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!
The car cover has a reservoir tip.
---"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
Devin Comic Overlord
"The advertising campaign was a success; however, Honda began receiving complaints from consumers who mistook the car lighter for a vaccuum pump."
"'I had sex with my car-- and I'll do it again!' on the next Jerry Springer."
Namgubed The Merry Elf
Don't miss Climax II: Escape From Twat Mountain!
---"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown
bunnerabb Some bloke.
Large for a silver finish! Making much vaginal fluid for lady drive to shopping! Hot to road handles like a grip! Many score furlongs sold!
---I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.
punkrockskaboy Defender of the Liquor Cabinet
"Motor Trend Magazine's Editor in Chief Kevin Smith said 'I sat in it and was instantly hard! I mean, hooked...I was hooked."
---Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little
The tailpipe is smokin'.
deucepm Donut Purveyor
Needs more sodomy.
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