Hey, I have an idea... maybe this isn't a new idea, but i haven't exactly read through all the message boards. What if there was a *10 most popular artist* function under the comic strip creator? that way we could see WHO's doing a good job, not just which strips were. see what I'm saying?

Prepare to be cornholed, fleshling.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm counting on walking away with the Best Breakthrough Performance award, and also the Lifetime Achievement Award due to the fact I revolutionized the Strip Creator industry by coining the phrase "Lipton Cup of FUCK".

But me having cancer doesn't hurt either.

I like the idea in theory. The only problem is that most of us have given up on the scoring system as basically useless. So a most popular artist list, based on scores would be similarly useless. However, if you just mean by number of page hits, that's not a bad idea, though many will probably be the same as who did the most popular comics, which are already listed.

And now our feature presentation, the cornholing...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

RARRRR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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RAAARRR!!!

Maybe a button within the comic listing by author section, where you can add them to some sort of "your favorite authors" list, and a top 10 can be assembled from that? Just a thought.

Dude, I like your idea... A favorite author button, with that deciding the best Authors? whatcha all say???

I nominate myself and my other nine personalities, all of which second the motion. I'll nominate wirthling, too, as long as it's posthumously. How he arrives at that state is a matter for Tobor.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

None of them have cancer like I do, so please, give generously.

LIE! LIE! I talked to his doctor. It's just a mild case of mange. I, however, have a debilitating case of scurvy. And rickets.

Did I mention botulism?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oh yeah? Then where did I get all of this cancer then? I don't think it quite works that way, sir.

Maybe Gabe will take donations and swim for you.

So is it the drugs that make you come up with a lot of the disgusting things you manage to post?
Tobor Cornholing is funny...Gabe and his butt plug are funny...but

"You now shall force yourself into my piss-hole until my tender velvety urethra is packed with your shredded sinew and viscera. Oh, and the honeys still laugh at your yellow hatchback."

just doesn't sound funny!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

DexX sits with his knees crossed and a pained expression on his face.

Ouch.

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"You now shall force yourself into my piss-hole until my tender velvety urethra is packed with your shredded sinew and viscera. Oh, and the honeys still laugh at your yellow hatchback."

just doesn't sound funny!

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You just don't know what funny is.

Though the drugs help. Lots of drugs.

And cancer.

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"You now shall force yourself into my piss-hole until my tender velvety urethra is packed with your shredded sinew and viscera. Oh, and the honeys still laugh at your yellow hatchback."

just doesn't sound funny!

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I find yellow hatchbacks to be highly amusing...

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So far he's the only one worthy of learning the secret handjob I came up with. Have a little more respect for my comics here, I COULD GO AT ANY MOMENT YOU KNOW.

I can't waste any time respecting my own comics, I'm certainly not going to respect yours. Unless you pay me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

PRICKTEASE.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It appears I have my very own stalker. I'm touched.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I made his list because he is the only one that knows my secret identity. I am Arlen Specter.

Email me sometime: senator_specter@specter.senate.gov

Oh, and be sure to threaten me with violence and leave your home address. I love those kind of gags!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You DO? My sympthies to you both. If you mean me, I assure you, this little bunny is booked solid until November. Good luck with it, though. Love is a many splendored thing.

*smirk*

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yeah, I know... "sympathies". You try working for 12 hours and typing well.

Love,
bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

OK, you win. In the interest of domestic tranquility, I have removed my "ass politics" list (population: 2) from my comics page.

I have replaced it with the following statement: "I also like bunnerabb's comics, even if he is stalking me and is a grumpy old 'tard..."

Ya happy now?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."