Since it seems imminent (or is already happening, if you're the US and don't wanna readily admit it) that shit's gonna get blasted, let's just pick countries at random that we'd like to see turned into a crispy, blackened cinder.

MY personal choice is Quebec, using a rain of daisy cutters disguised as bowls of poutine. =P

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Denmark!

No reason... it's just that they'd never fucking expect it.

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I was going to say Denmark for no apparent reason as well, freaky.

I never really liked Finland either, they're just one of those pointless countries, like wasps are one of those pointless animals.

[awaits Kajun to say Wales...]

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Any Scandihoovian country will do. Depressing fucking architecture. Blow it all up.

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Bomb Turkey. What the hell have they done lately?

They killed a bunch of Kurds and joined NATO.

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Mmmm, roasted Turkey.

I saw we blow up the Philipines.
People from there are almost always annoying.

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I said they killed a bunch of Kurds and joined NATO! I'm not being sarcastic for once. Does this statement give anyone pause?

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Yeah...how come it took NATO three years to snap up a crowd of war criminals? Very out of character.

As to the matter at hand, I'd bomb Gibraltar.

(cough) Scotland (cough)

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(cough) Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania (splutter)

AUSTRALIA!

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How about Texas? any objections? It might be nice to bring the Gulf of Mexico on up to Arkansas.

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Hmmm... think of all the lovely new beachfront property you would create! There is also a possibility you would alter the weather to such a degree that you would short-circuit the tornado mechnisms and bring peaceful weather to all the twister-plagued states of the US.

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Canada! its the US-lite already, we could so take them.

Not that we'd want all that tundra.

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I am rather surprised that nobody's mentioned France yet.

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But they have CHEAP BOOZE.

Bazilla read my mind.

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Mind if I move first?

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I say we bomb Japan. After all, they hit us with Pearl Harbor in that movie!

Let's also go after all the Triad gangsters from china that Jackie Chan beats up!

And the italian mobsters!

And that thing on the North Pole!

And Soviet Russia! Especialy Drago and his buddies!

I think most would consider nuking two of their cities to be adequate revenge for Pearl Harbour...

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After reading thread after thread of sub_human's ramblings, I suggest we bomb the fuck out of Austria. It's not as if anything good comes out of there, and it'd help Livingston through to the next round of the UEFA cup.

I think most would consider nuking two of their cities to be adequate revenge for Pearl Harbour...

I don't remember that in the movie...

...not that I actually saw it.

I think most would consider nuking two of their cities to be adequate revenge for Pearl Harbour...

I don't remember that in the movie...

...not that I actually saw it.

Was it a TV special, the one where we hit those two cities? or is it yet to be released?