Yappy Dog says: Yes, I love being able to lick my own sack, but could you toss me a mint? I mean, do I look like I got thumbs to hold tissue so I can wipe down there?!? Ghaa!!! My tongue tastes like Andy's maw! The worst part is when I sneeze and then lick my nose. I get that shit up my nostrils and I can't smell nothin. How do you tink I can stand sticking my nose up yer flabby ass? HEY! Put down that shoe!
--- "Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
Like it's masters, the Fantastic Four's dog also developed strange powers after being bombarded by cosmic radiation...
--- Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't
ever apologize for anything.
- Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)