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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Remember when Capt America lost his way in the 70s and chucked out the uniform? It was a great time to be alive, my friends.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ha ha! Cap's shield just isn't the same since they added that wanknium to the alloy.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That is funny enough without a caption

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Captain America meets his arch-enemy, "Captain Wales"

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Captain America was trying to call him a wanker, but the animator ran out of space.

"Wow, that was much more effective than the time I commanded Jean Grey to blow me."

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Pushing The Comics Code to its limits, the notorious Captain America #48 tried to raise Tourette's Syndrome awareness.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

o/` When Captain America throws his mighty shield ... o/`
WANK!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

"Whaxs on, Whaxs off!"

"Next month, Cap fights his deadliest battle of all...THE BISCUIT GAME!"

Captain America in...
Marvel's Secret Whores Volume One.
also featuring Black Cat, Dani Moonstar, and the Invisible Girl (she may be invisible, but she sure isn't quiet!).

Okay, I'm definitely headed on the Highway to Hell...

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I has a flavor!

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Captain America in...
Marvel's Secret Whores Volume One.
also featuring Black Cat, Dani Moonstar, and the Invisible Girl (she may be invisible, but she sure isn't quiet!).

Okay, I'm definitely headed on the Highway to Hell...

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