1 kingdom
1 good daughter
2 bad daughters
1/4 cup rash haste
1/4 cup violent impetuosity
1/4 vanity
4 cups blindness to everything but the dictates of his passions or affections
2 leaves thinking himself old before his time
1 tbsp misplaced generosity
insanity to taste
Set good daughter aside and divide kingdom in half. Mix with two bad daughters. Blend well with remaining ingredients. Preheat oven to "bat shit crazy" and bake to total collapse.
