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Batman created by Bob Kane

(It's telling you to waste)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

- Earlier models had said "Trash Please", but they kept getting destroyed by vandals.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Whose name is Please?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Destroy Thank You

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"I dunno, Jim. We keep manufacturing these things but we never seem to have any around..."

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"Old" is the old new.

Waste please, do not finish your sandwich, do not finish your paper or your coffee, just throw it away. It's all all bad for you anyway. Especially the news. Damn intellectual bourgeoisie...

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Sometimes I work so fast I become invisible.

And so was the pieces of the Shield of Aragorn, dropped at the battle of the Shadow and Minas Tirith, used through eternity. Re-forged to the Waste Basket of filth. Lo, how the mighty have fallen.

paste weasel

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What others say about boorite!

Out of interest, where is that bin? It looks like a Walt Disney World one.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

It is.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How did you know? Did you vomit on it once?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet