The Salon comics page has their personals ad and they show a different person each day. This one is amazing. She says she looks like the cat from the old Pe Pe le Pue cartoons... and she's right!

Now what is that freakish appendage sticking out the back, a Siamese twin?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey, She's All That!

"When I got my breast augmentation, the stupid doctor grafted a knee onto my arm. I am so suing."

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

The ad says she can wrap her legs around her head. It says other stuff, too, but I don't remember.

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What others say about boorite!

On behalf of people your parents age, everywhere, I would like to formally apologise for whatever the FUCK we did to the gene pool. Thank you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.