It's come to the point where this forum isn't about fights anymore, but about retards waving their tiny penises at each other. You know, invective is a venerated art that is here being shat upon from a dizzying height. Let's spend a week reading our favorite cynics and come back ready to vindicate the claim that "Fights Go Here."

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If people were waving their penises at each other, it might actually be interesting.

Provided someone brought a biscuit.

(Oh, piss off! Someone was going to make the comment sooner or later...might as well get it out of the way now.)

I look at it this way: Let the jackasses keep filling up this forum with their meaningless tripe so they don't start polluting the other forums.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Like a newspaper for puppies?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bah! I like fighting! I hate to see it ruined.

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...and by 'jackasses', I mean 'sub_m7'. Look at the list of authors on the first page of this forum. 25 of the 50 posts were created by him alone. STOP RESPONDING TO HIM! Maybe THEN he will finally do the impossible...live up to his promise and LEAVE!

Yes, Spankling. Just like that.

I know you like fighting, boo. I like it, as well. But with those regulars that have always been here suddenly gone...it's a field day for the young'uns.

Spanky, you might actually be on to something...maybe we should start using this forum as a training ground for the newbies. Show them what the Fight forum is all about, and let's see if they can stand the heat.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Yeah? Well, you plumb the depths of my ass.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Wait... that didn't come out right.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Was that an order?

Let's call this fourm
"Penis waving fourm" instead.
I would respond to it alot more.

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Yeah? Well, you plumb the depths of my ass.

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punkrockskaboy is a homo !!!!!!!!!

he loves it when a penis gets waved

he cries out

'whoo hoo!!!!!!swing that thing like a ewan mcgregor'!!!!!!!!!

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

I know this is the Fights go here fourm, but shut the fuck up, SmallDongSilver!

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I like being spanked!

I think I have a secret admirer. Or at least a weird fatal attraction thing. I dont know. Probably the latter.

Anyway, I think boorite is right. There arent any fights and too much Stupid, mainly coming from Sub_mRetard. However, maybe they post in fights go here, expecting their comments to start a fight. Since no one starts one, it becomes a bad entry to the FGH forum.

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There are no bad entries to the Fights Go Here forum. It wasn't started to encourage fights, but to corral them. You're not supposed to bitch about how it sucks, you're supposed to read other forums with threads that don't suck and be thankful that at least some of the sucking has been directed here where it's clearly marked, in order that it may be more efficiently ignored.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

understood evil_d. Good point

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Fuckin' Rights.

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No, it wasn't!

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It was also started to corral boorite. It's a little-known fact that the forum was originally called "Boorite, go here". Unfortunately, he's an ornery critter and was always breaking out. So eventually we gave up and the name was changed.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Actually, that part is true.

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...So I'm still wondering where everyone's seeing all those waving penises. Not that I'm INTO those sort of things, but still...

Oh you know... weddings, bar mitzvahs, family reunions.

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Oh.

Sure took you long enough to tell me that. :-P

"All Those Waving Penises" would be a good band name.

Or is it "waving peni"?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...and in your dreams you are triple x .

quote J.s.

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You mean "Penii"?

Oh fuck off you donkeyfelcher.

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