[Click to view comic: 'Since you asked']

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What others say about boorite!

Oh crap. He's on to us...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

We could have a killer sitcom if we all lived together in the same house and worked as butlers for a millionaire monkey.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And for those that may have missed it...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Damn, still losing.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I think it's the dress. That's really not your colour.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

How about a camoflauge pantsuit?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Nah, too Lara Croft. I don't think you quite have the manboobs to pull it off...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

For which you'd need the Manzier. Or the Bro. Whatever they decided to name it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well, fuck you too.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Uh... I hope that was a joke...

*worried look*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

quote:

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Uh... I hope that was a joke...

*worried look*

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*breathes a huge sigh of relief*

Good... I was afraid there was some invisible line in the sand, dividing "funny" and "offensive", and I had blundered over it.

You know what bugs me? You guys can exercise your expansive imaginations and vocabularies to call forth epithets like "kangaroo fucker" and "wombat molester", but if I try to do the same back, I sound like a dick...

"Bald-eagle fancier!"
"Bison fondler!"
"Moose wrangler!"
"Alligator caresser!"

I rest my case.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

*breathes a huge sigh of relief*

Good... I was afraid there was some invisible line in the sand, dividing "funny" and "offensive", and I had blundered over it.

You know what bugs me? You guys can exercise your expansive imaginations and vocabularies to call forth epithets like "kangaroo fucker" and "wombat molester", but if I try to do the same back, I sound like a dick...

"Bald-eagle fancier!"
"Bison fondler!"
"Moose wrangler!"
"Alligator caresser!"

I rest my case.

Try tit-mouse.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's nearly impossible to offend me since..........did you just say Bald-eagle fancier? ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.