I don't know if it's just me, but I find that people without ear lobes are untrustworthy, evil, and scary. I've used this rule for quite a while, but today I realised that Natalie Portman has no ear lobes, my dreams have been dashed, someone please give her ear lobes to save my sanity. Feel free to do it with other people as well. Help me SC, you'e my only hope.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

What the fuck are you talking about?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Some people don't have ear lobes, meaning you can't flick them, and they look like freaks. IMO it's like seeing a girl without nostrils, you just expect them to be there.

And with you lot beinbg so talented I thought you could make the unfortunate get ear lobes, somefamous people aren't as like as I am, including Natalie Portman and that girl "Sally" in Coronation Street.

I should mention it was late when I made that post and early when I med this one which are the two points that I reach stupidness in.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I have one of each. True.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*sniff*
well here you go pervertness
;) you want earlobes?
how about the tribal look?

now she has tons of room for her BLING

yeaa ...woowoo

-=wawa=-

Good thing Bazilla's thread never took off. Turns out entries wouldn't have been very funny.

shut it whore...stop bringin people down :P

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Gah!

Natalie Portman with lobes is the personification of evil!

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...