I think we're all very exhausted from buttfucking sub_m7 for weeks on end. So, let's take a break and comment on the following statement:
Funerals are not for the dead; they're for the living.

Funerals are not for the dead. They're for cunts!

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What others say about boorite!

In that case, leave the corpse home.

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I has a flavor!

In that case, leave the corpse home.

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I'll take care of it......

*Wink*

funerals are not for sub_m7's but for benn_makk's

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we will try to help

(DYING!!)

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

You're just mad because I called you Eurotrash

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

[Click to view comic: 'For the living']

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What others say about boorite!

This is kind of an amalgam of the Jack Lemmon character from Mass Appeal and my old pal Monsignor Green at St. Thomas More in Baton Rouge. He was so cool, it made me want to be Catholic, except I didn't believe any of that shit.

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No Catholics fucking do.

You're right. My girlfriend didn't but she got confirmed anyway.

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What others say about boorite!

I stopped short of confirmation. Although I thought I might have to when my wife wanted to get married in The Church (capitals necessary). But we found a priest who let us through some loophole in Catholic doctrine (and please no altar boy jokes here).

But all I have to say about the Catholic church is: 16 years in Catholic education and now I'm a damn atheist. Thanks a lot, Sister Ann Helene. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Our priest let me get married stark naked but for a bronze ram's head and a sprig of mistletoe.

OK, not really.

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In truth, I got married in a Unitarian church, which had all the spiritual ambience of a high school gym. That was last time. The first time, I got married in the student union ballroom by the guy who founded The Church of the Great Green Frog. He called himself Frater Frogalogus. I wish I were making this one up.

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What others say about boorite!

So when I get married, I hope I can get to tell you guys crazy stories like those.

Wait a minute, what the hell am I saying?

I don't know. I stopped listening after "So".

Heh. I also heard you say that to Peter Gabriel.

(insert rim shot here)

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I has a flavor!

Heh. I also heard you say that to Peter Gabriel.

(insert rim shot here)

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What did you say? I stopped listening after "insert".