...but British people are fags.

I mean, seriously, could they comprehend the ability to morph poodles into sausage dogs? The powers of modern technology that enable me to mindfuck a dolphin into submission with my puny brain?

Help me out here, Johannes.

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

not all are,

but 60 percent of the birds are sluts
and
80 percent of the blokes are prolls/townies

regardless to what they look like ...

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we will try to help

I wish death upon the both of you.

ok, which way of killing ???

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we will try to help

There were these three explorers in South America who stumbled across a lost tribe. The tribe's warriors tied them up and took them before the leader. The leader looked them up and down and said, "I will give you two choices. Death or Bungi."

The first explorer thought about it and said, "Well, I know what death is, but I'm not so sure about Bungi, so what the hell... I'll take Bungi."

With that, the tribesmen pulled down his pants and took turns having violent anal sex with him.

The leader turned to the second explorer and asked the same question. The second explorer said, "Well, it can't be as bad as death, so... *sigh* I'll take Bungi."

The same act was repeated on the second explorer until he was stumbling around, dazed and in great pain.

The leader turned to the third explorer and before he could speak, the third explorer replied, "Alright, I don't think I can take that. Give me death."

The leader thought about it for a good minute, smiled, and replied, "Okay. Death... by Bungi!!!"
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Yeah, that's a really bad joke. But it kinda fits, no?

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I has a flavor!

no.