Their testicles would be a lovely sight.
I am an Austrian.
We love testicles.
But not Johannes'.
He tried to show some people on the street once and he had to spend the night in jail. We had the money for his bail but we wouldn't pay.
He wrote an angry rap and delivered it to me while I was trying to sleep in his firey righteous anger.
It was quite good.
His best yet, as far as I am concerned.
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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.