
Far be it from me to judge. But if a big woman I'm kneeling in front of (who owns a dog like that) starts giving me THAT look? I am all about finding the door. Fun and games is one thing. Being imagined with your tool sliced off and force-fed to you is another.
Sorry. just had to share, and I didn't know where else such a picture would go.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet