I'm freeing you all from the rigidity of comic contest competitions! There are NO RULES to this contest; if I like your comic, you win!

Well, actually, I guess I have to impose one rule to keep from getting too flooded (sorry): only comics dated today (November 21, 2002) and later are eligible. I'm following this rule to the letter: I'll only read parts of submitted series that were written at or later than this date.

I'll judge this contest Sunday afternoon. Go, run free, the way God/Zeus/Buddha/etc. intended!

My Lips Attain A Stain. by ArtemisStrong 11-21-02

Fayd... Fayyyyd... My precious Fayd... So beautiful... I want to kill that Paul Atreides. And you'll get your chance soon enough... BRING ME MY BOY-SERVANT!!!

ha first!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Priests Generally HATE Satan, You'll Find. by ArtemisStrong 11-21-02

So... I was wondering... If, like, you could... uhmm... relent from your pursuit of absolute power and rest the reins of civilization from your grasp? Phhp! Get the fuck outta here! Couldn't you at least THINK about it? Think about this: If you don't screw this instant, five hundred AIDs infested mosquitoes will fly up your puckered asshole and come barreling out the top of your skull. Fine, I'm leaving then. (Know where I'm not wanted...) Damn straight you's leaving! And I don't want to see you back here again, lousing the place up with your "pleas for mercy" crapola!

AND

This Is Why T-411-#coo0p Can Never Keep A Job. by ArtemisStrong 11-21-02

*Meep, Meep* I'm here to serve. *Meep* What can I do for you next? *Meep* *Meep, Meep* I'm here to serve. *Meep* What can I do for you next? *Meep* *Meep, Meep* I'm here to serve. *Meep* What can I do for you next? *Meep* *Meep, Meep* I'm here to serve. *Meep* What can I do for you next? *Meep* When's break. I need a friggin' cigarette already... *Meep, Meep* I'm here to serve. *Meep* What can I do for you next? *Meep*

... I've been bored today...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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I'm freeing you all from the rigidity of comic contest competitions! There are NO RULES to this contest; if I like your comic, you win!

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Devin's CC 155: Assreckoner by akirajim 11-21-02

Oh no, codehappykid and punkrockskaboy are prisoners in a concentration camp. They shall surely die!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Devin's CC 155: Ulysses McSpoogebandit by akirajim 11-21-02

Of donkeyschlongs and ladyscrotums. Of pride and the prejudiced. Of men and (CHOKES ON COCK)

Devin's CC 155: Another Guy's Ass! by akirajim 11-21-02

YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? I'LL BUST YOUR JAW OPEN WITH A BAT AND PULL YOUR HEAD BACK UNTIL YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN BLOOD! YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? For five bucks, sure.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Hm. I wonder if my sidekick running the contest gives me a better or worse chance of breaking my 56 contest losing streak.

CC 155: Random idea by NeoVid 11-21-02

Ah just ran inta the nastiest bastard ah ever met! Really? Ah should see if this guy's as tough as ya say... Bad idea! He's the last guy on earth ya'd want to fuck with. Now ah got to see this guy. ...Maybe he meant he's the last guy on earth it's possible ta fuck with...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 155: Trying Is The First Step Towards Failure by BigEvilDan 11-21-02

A rule-free contest? How lazy can one get?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This comes with three kisses planted firmly on your ass, as opposed to them being blown in your general direction.

CC 155: Why I Should Win by attitudechicka 11-21-02

You know why this comic should win the comic cup, Colin? Why's that, Gia? Because it's the only one I'm submitting. ...and? And, by using the bedroom background, it hints that something sexual is about to happen. Don't tease me like that.

Nevermind that I put cup instead of contest. I wasn't thinking straight when I was writing it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC #155: Brad's answering machine by Rone_Rivendale 11-21-02

A typical message on Brad's machine. "You have reached the home of Brad, creator of stripcreator.com. Leave a message and I'll get back to you." "Unless this is Kaufman, in that case STOP CALLING ME! And remember the restraining order says you have to stay at least 50 feet from me at all times!" "Brad? It's Kaufman. I need you man! Don't shut me out!"

No offense meant of course ^_~

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Peace and Love.

Bluebell by Spankling 11-21-02

OK, already. I'll play... We'll play... YES! Now, what are the rules? I always use the safe-word "bluebell." do you use one? And if someone starts bleeding, the first to see it uses their word too... Rules? Fuck that! I'm just gonna bust your ass with a chair and keep going until I get tired. No rules? Where is the sex? I'm gone. God lord it actually worked!

No offense meant of course ^_~

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There is no excuse for this, and I apologize in advance.

CC155: The Musical by chaobell 11-21-02

o/~...if I only had a braaaaaain o/~ o/~I like big butts and I cannot lie! o/~ Thank you. We'll be here all week. o/~I ain't got no bo~dy o/~

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

I love it when people talk about philosophy around me... by Drexle 11-21-02

So then let x = the number of joints smoked, and y = the number of bitches nailed... And let A denote the area of crossection perpendicular to the vagina, and raise it to the power of cherry Pi. What in the hell are you doing? Hedonistic Calculus. Bentham would be proud.

Five Things I Hate About IRC #1 by israphael 11-22-02

Five Things I Hate About IRC #2 by israphael 11-22-02

I'm confused, why is 'pedophilia' a fetish for children and not feet? I thought 'ped' meant feet. No, 'pod' means foot. A foot fetish would be 'podophilia'. A fetish for children's feet would then be 'pedo-podo-philia'. So a fetish for the feet of a child who is the same sex would become 'homo-pedo-podo-philia' How about a foot fetish for young same-sexed animals: 'bestio-homo-pedo-podo-philia'. You're forgetting my favorite, dead animals. Try 'necro-bestio-homo-pedo-podo-philia'. None of this is answering my question on how to delete comic strips.

Five Things I Hate About IRC #3 by israphael 11-22-02

The snipers don't deserve a trial. I think they should be strung up from the highest tree and beaten with baseball bats like a pinata. I see where you're coming from, but don't you think that's a little extreme? Well why don't you just cry us a river, liberal! If you were a patriotic American, you wouldn't have said that! Go back to Iraq, ya fat commie fucknozzle! Yeah, go back to playing with your Barbie dolls and leave the politics to us real men.

Five Things I Hate About IRC #4 by israphael 11-22-02

Israphael has joined #stripcreator. Hi guys! Um... It's getting late. I have to go. [disconnect] Me too. [disconnect] Yeah, I gotta get some dinner in me, I'm hungry. Later. [disconnect] Big day at work tomorrow, ttfn! [disconnect] Dude, you suck. [disconnect]

Five Things I Hate About IRC #5 by israphael 11-22-02

Israphael: Wow, you're a special kind of girl! Annie-Mae: Aw, you're just saying that. Israphael: No I mean it. How many girls really like anime and cycling. And that picture you sent me was hot! Annie-Mae: You're sweet! :) Israphael: I'd like to get to know you better. I bet you would.

[Click to view comic: 'Five Things I Hate About IRC #6']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC 155: Why I Should Win by kramer_vs_kramer 11-22-02

You know why this comic should win the comic cup, Colin? Why's that? Because it's the only one I'm submitting. ...and? And, by using the bedroom background, it hints that something sexual is about to happen. Please. Put your trousers back on.

And I love each and every one of you, too.

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HALPUU!

NOW by maddog00 11-21-02

This whole Augusta National thing has gotten me upset. Why should women go into that private club? Its not like I can join NOW (National Organization of Women) Actually you can. I'm signing up now. Oh, really? Ha, good one. Dude, I'm serious. I'm gonna do it. There's nothing there that says guys can't join. Well, what do you get for joining? I dunno. I hope pictures of the other members...

Why not try...its all for fun anyway.

CC155: Fortune Cookie Madness by UnknownEric 11-22-02

You've heard the gag where people add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie sayings, right? Huh? I don't get it. Here, let me show you. Mine says, "You will find what you have been looking for." In bed! Ha! Get it? What does yours say? "You will soon wake up next to a python, a pair of rubber boots, and Russell Crowe." In bed! See, I told you it was funny. Please hold me.

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I has a flavor!

CC155: An Evening with Jesus H. Christ by UnknownEric 11-22-02

Wow. Jesus Christ? Is it really you? Yes, my son. I'm here to answer one question for you and one question alone. Only one question? Yes. Okay, that's it. Your one question was answered. Aww, crud. And I had a really good question about me, Laetitia Casta, and a tub of butter. No.

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I has a flavor!

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I has a flavor!

CC 155: Where's bonwag? by boinky33 11-22-02

He died, fighting for our country

CC 155: Where's bonwag? 2 by boinky33 11-22-02

Where's bonwag? He has been taken captive in the chamber of secrets.

CC 155: Random idea 2 by NeoVid 11-22-02

*click click click click click click click click click* *click click click click click click click click click click* Why the hell are you hitting "F5" over and over? I got in a flamewar, and I'm trying to make Brock Lesnar attack the guy I'm fighting with.

Now, here's hoping Devin has watched Smackdown recently, so this will be funny.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Beats Having Your Ass Beaten With A Chair by israphael 11-22-02

Brad told me that you came up with a new feature for Stripcreator, a safeword. How does that work? Say you have a comic strip that is just not working for you. You say the safeword and the strip ends immediately. I guess I understand. I'll have to see it being used before I can fully appreciate it. What is the safeword? Bluebell.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC 155: I hope I win by boinky33 11-22-02

Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules!