Very simple rule: with all the Christmas spirit and whatnot floating around, I want to see some traditional Christmas standards mutilated. Stoner Santa, asparagus nog, a sleigh pulled by eight tiny platypi, whatever. Just take a nice cozy Christmas image and do horrible things to it.

Judging will take place ....let's make it the 20th. And for God's sake, people, post something. Don't make me come over there.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

...make that the 30th. Or I will pick someone at random.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Here's my unfunny and half-compliant entry:

Not that I WANT to win; poor chaobell just seems kind of lonely, all by himself on this thread. :-)

*poke*

herself. :)

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Did you just poke yourself?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

possible source material:

http://home.attbi.com/~sefritz1/s2moon.htm

http://ref7.lib.umbc.edu/lara7/santa/

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

quote:

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*poke*

herself. :)

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If devin wins, I win too, you know, considering.. I made that image.

Here is my entry.

this is old and it shouldn't win.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Well, it got off to a slow start, but things picked up. I'm proud of you.

Although Kaddar's Calvin & Hobbes strip gave me a giggle, it was Fuzzyman's nekkid Santa what made me spit Dr. Pepper on my monitor.

Take it away, Fuzzyman!

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

I'm pretty sure Santa was already naked before fuzzyman even touched it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You'd be right about that. I wanted to have a reindeer sniffing his ass but couldn't find a deer in the right position.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hahhahahhahha... silly man, said Strickland.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.