So, do they make you chuckle? Cry? Vomit? Want to rip off your arm and club me like a baby seal? Anyway...

My latest.

Meanwhile, back in the Good Ol' Days... by Buffylavalamp 1-07-03

Somewhere outside of Rome... I'm Spartacus! No, I'm Spartacus! No! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! No, I'm Spartacus! Will you guys shut the hell up! It's a little late for that now!

The first in a little series.

Meanwhile... by Buffylavalamp 1-03-03

Mmmmm, sacrilicious! Say, aren't you Jesus? No, sorry, I'm Jebus. Aye carumba! What is it? A "Cease and Desist" order from Fox...

Really deep. (Ha! (Well, I was amused by the pun.))

It's the pits, baby... by Buffylavalamp 1-05-03

"Let's visit the tar pits," you said! "It'll be lots of fun," you said! Please... just... shut... up...

I make fun of a celebrity

Meanwhile... by Buffylavalamp 1-06-03

Somewhere outside of town... So Ra is the one true god? Yup. Huh. Damn. Sorry. We really did mean to tell you.

And then I apologize.

Meanwhile, an apology... by Buffylavalamp 1-07-03

Back at Comic Strip Central... Hi. Yesterday we featured a strip making fun of Michael Jackson. We feel kinda bad about it... He's spend almost all of his life in the spotlight, nobody ever saying "No" to him. How can that not mess someone up? If anything, it's a surprise he's still alive. Oh wow, can I ever relate to that... I've always wondered, how do you smell with no nose? Terrible. Badum-bump!

There's only one typo that I've noticed, and no anal sex references. For that I'm sorry. Now critique me, you magnificent stallions!

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

quote:

---

I make fun of a celebrity

Meanwhile... by Buffylavalamp 1-06-03

Somewhere outside of town... So Ra is the one true god? Yup. Huh. Damn. Sorry. We really did mean to tell you.

---

Crapiola. Wrong strip. That should be this one...

The Adventures of Michael Jackson - Boy Genius by Buffylavalamp 1-06-03

Meanwhile, back at the lab... So my calculations are correct! Cthulhu! YES, MICHAEL! BUT IT IS NOT YET MY TIME! IN 30 WINTERS HENCE, I SHALL RETURN AND ONLY A PASTY-FACED WHITE WOMAN WITH NO NOSE CAN DEFEAT ME! Damn you, Cthulhu! BWAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I can do this... Oh, and she'll need a chimp and the Elephant Man's bones...

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Good show, Buffy! I think you have some rather spiffing ideas, and I find your bon mots quite droll! Your take on Spartacus in particular was indeed very inspiring! Brava!

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Needs more sodomy.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

I lvoe your work. And yes, your creations could do with just a skosh more sodomy. I mean, who couldn't?

---
leggo my dcomposed! ®

Thanks. Let me just write that down... "More sodomy..." "More sodomy..." Damn! Someone's got my pen in their ass!

Like that?

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

YES!
That's exactly what I mean.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

Your comics are fine the way they are, I like them.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

The comics were hit-and-miss, but I really liked The Adventures of Michael Jackson - Boy Genius. Awesome!

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks all. As long as there's a good ratio of hits to misses, I'm happy. I don't expect to be at a Bill Watterson/Gary Larson level, but as long as I don't suck as much as Johnny Hart as come to...

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Amen to that.

Amen to that.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

...has come to? Hasn't he always sucked?

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

No, he hasn't.

---
Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Who's this "has come to" guy ya'll keep raggin' on? :-D

---
leggo my dcomposed! ®

Johnny was good before he became a right-wing fundy nutjob. Heck, I even have a few BC books! I also have some older Garfield ones too, before that strip went downhill. I love Watterson and Larson, and as much as I miss their work, good for them for getting out in time.

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Corporate whoring for a better tomorrow... by Buffylavalamp 1-10-03

And now for a word from our sponsor... Father Bill, I hate taking communion! The wine is icky and the bread is dry! What can I do? Ha ha! Don't fret, Cody, because now the fine folk at UniGlobalCorp bring us... GODSICLEâ„¢ brand frozen treats in orange and cherry flavours! Now communion can save your soul in a tasty way! GODSICLEâ„¢ - now with 25% more host! Wow! Thanks, Father Bill, and thanks UniGlobalCorp! And thank YOU Buffy for avoiding obvious priest jokes!

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Calvin and Hobbes is the shit. :)

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

BuffyLaVamp, I can confidently say your Spartacus comic is one of the very, very, very few stripcreator comics that's ever made me burst out in laughter instantaneously. Genious. :D I enjoy your work, personally.

- Aqu

------
In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry
and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Also I'm apparently dyslexic. Apologies, Buffylavalamp. I've been awake for 19 hours. :)

- Aqu

------
In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry
and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I don't think Larson got out in time; he was starting to slip a bit when he retired. I agree about Garfield, but you can't leave Bloom County out of any list of great comics.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thank you! It's one of my personal favourites too. :) Anyone who doesn't get the joke should rent the movie, because it was pretty damned good.

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Of course not! But luckily I wasn't making such a list, just giving a couple of examples. :)

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

By the way, due to popular demand I present a sequel...

The Continuing Adventures of Michael Jackson - Boy Genius by Buffylavalamp 1-14-03

Back in the secret lab... And then the book said to lure Cthulhu into the trap, dangle a baby from a window in front of a multitude... Really? Good, I'll have to remember that! ...So I told him to dangle a baby from a window, and he totally bought it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A DIPWAD! Hey, maybe we can get him to wear a surgical mask everywhere! HA! STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING ME!

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

A few of my personal favourites...

Corporate whoring for a brighter future! by Buffylavalamp 1-17-03

And now for a word from our sponsor... Hi, I'm Lance Geldgeliebter, president and CEO of UniGlobalCorp... I make 14 cents a day! Recently, UniGlobalCorp has been the target of many unfounded and libelous accusations... But only if I work a full 12 hour day! We at UniGlobalCorp strive to bring you quality goods at reasonable prices, and still be responsible corporate citizens! I'd kill for a bowl of gruel...

Corporate whoring for a brighter future! by Buffylavalamp 1-17-03

And now for a word from our sponsor... Hi, I'm Lance Geldgeliebter, president and CEO of UniGlobalCorp... I make 14 cents a day! Recently, UniGlobalCorp has been the target of many unfounded and libelous accusations... But only if I work a full 12 hour day! We at UniGlobalCorp strive to bring you quality goods at reasonable prices, and still be responsible corporate citizens! I'd kill for a bowl of gruel...

Meanwhile... by Buffylavalamp 1-25-03

Knock knock! Who's there? Chew! Chew who? I'm so terribly, terribly sorry. Chewhovah's Witnesses. Have you been saved?

Meanwhile, a competition brews... by Buffylavalamp 1-30-03

Back in the Forbidden Forest... Ehhhhh... What's up, Doc? Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits! Heheheheheh! Holy carrotcake! Is that you, Elmer? You look... taller. Thank you. I've been going to the gym! KIDS! Enter to win a copy of "Buffy's Big Book of Sorrowful Comix"! Just fill in a funny punchline for Elmer and send it to: Buffy's Comix Competition, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 But how are you hunting rabbits? Where's your gun? _______________ ______________ ____________

A two parter...

Meanwhile... by Buffylavalamp 1-31-03

I win!

...then click the arrow.

Why? Because damn it, my self-esteem is riding on getting onto a few more Favourites lists.

And Brad, if you're Canadian, why are you spelling it "favorite"? Sellout. :P

---
Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

'cause that's the way it's spelled. Just because several countries spell it wrong doesn't mean that Brad should give in to the pressure. Stay good, Brad, stay good!

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002