He's an asshole, so he should be pretty easy to cornhole.
If I ever win another PV contest, I think the theme will be "Tobor for President campaign posters."
"Tobor 2004: Your search for weapons of ass destruction is over."
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.