Ep mentioned to me that one of my comics looked awfully familiar to a couple that had been made by another person. I went an took a look and sure enough, someone had two separate accounts and had borrowed material for their comic.

Tragedy in the 100 Acre Wood by gabe_billings 2-15-01

This is Kent Brockman and I'm reporting to you live from the 100 Acre Wood, the scene of last night's tragedy. With me is Eeyore. You were an eyewitness to the entire scene, Eeyore. Can you tell us what happened? Well, Pooh was off on some hairbrained scheme to fly to China on a kite when he trampled some of Rabbit's new rose bushes. Rabbit finally snapped and beat Pooh to death with a honey pot. Horrible.... Then he really freaked out. Last I saw he was ready to torch the whole neighborhood. I think that's when the SWAT team took him down.

How do we tell Christopher Robin? by ShadowFreeze 6-28-02

This is Dan Rathers and I'm reporting to you live from the 100 Acre Wood, the scene of last night's tragedy. With me right now is Eeyore. You were an eyewitness to the entire scene, Eeyore. Can you tell us what happened? Well, Pooh was off on some hairbrained scheme to fly to China on a kite when he trampled some of Rabbit's new rose bushes. Rabbit finally snapped and beat Pooh to his bloody death with a honey pot. Absolutely shocking... Then he really freaked out. Last I saw he was ready to torch the whole neighborhood. I think that's when the SWAT team took him down.

How do we tell Christopher Robin? by Frozenfire 12-08-02

This is Dan Rathers and I'm reporting to you live from the 100 Acre Wood, the scene of last night's tragedy. With me right now is Eeyore. You were an eyewitness to the entire scene, Eeyore. Can you tell us what happened? Well, Pooh was off on some hairbrained scheme to fly to China on a kite when he trampled some of Rabbit's new rose bushes. Rabbit finally snapped and beat Pooh to his bloody death with a honey pot. Absolutely shocking... Then he really freaked out. Last I saw he was ready to torch the whole neighborhood. I think that's when the SWAT team took him down.

Of course, once I saw that, I poked around wondering if they'd done it again. Sure enough...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Dress Up by gabe_billings 1-24-01

Are you gonna put it on for me? You know how I feel about wearing it. Fine. No costume, no sex. Oh, cripes. Have it your way. That's what I'm talkin' about. C'mere stud! I feel like an idiot.

Kinky alien sex, anyone? by ShadowFreeze 6-27-02

Meanwhile, back at Dan's place... Are you going to put it on for me? You know how I feel about wearing it. Fine. No costume, no sex. Bah. Fine, have it your way. That's what I'm talkin about. C'mere, you sexy martian. I feel like an idiot.

Mmmmm... Kinky clown sex. by Frozenfire 12-08-02

Are you going to put it on for me? You know how I feel about wearing it. Fine. No costume, no sex. Bah. Fine, have it your way. That's what I'm talking about. C'mere, you sexy clown. I feel like an idiot.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Trip to the Doctor II by gabe_billings 3-02-01

Holy Shit, Doc! Now my dick has turned orange! What the fuck is going on? Hmmm.... Drop those trousers and let's take a gander. So what do you think it is? Just out of curiosity, what were you doing this afternoon? Watching porn and eating Cheetos. Why? Bingo.

An apple a day... by ShadowFreeze 6-28-02

Doctor, this is kind embarrassing, but my dick has turned bright orange. I think it needs help. Well, drop those trousers and let's have a look. And so, Brandon dropped his pants. So, what do you think it is? Hmm... out of curiousity, what were you doing this afternoon? Eating Cheetos and watching porn. Why? I think I've got it.

An apple a day... by Frozenfire 12-08-02

Doctor, this is kind of embarrassing, but my dick has turned bright orange. I think it needs help Well, drop those trousers and let's have a look. And so Matt dropped his pants. So, what do you think it is? Hmm... out of curiousity, what were you doing this afternoon? Eating Cheetos and watching porn. Why? I think I've got it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Breakin' the Law by gabe_billings 2-01-01

Ok, here's how it's gonna go down. I'll pretend to buy some smokes and when the clerk ain't lookin, I'm gonna whip out my nine. That's when you pull out the sawed-off and keep the rest of the people in the store covered. Anybody moves and you smoke 'em. That's when I'll make my move. Couldn't we just pay for the Tootsie-Pops instead? Christ. You are such a fuckin' pussy.

If you by ShadowFreeze 6-28-02

Ok, here's how it's gonna go down, bitch. I'll pretend to buy some smokes and when the clerk ain't lookin, I'm gonna whip out my glock. That's when you pull out the A-K and keep the rest of the people in the store covered. Anybody moves and you smoke 'em. That's when I'll make my move. Any questions? Well, yeah. Just one. Can't we just pay for the candy bar instead? Christ, Laz. You are such a fucking pussy.

If you're going to steal something, steal something good... by Frozenfire 12-08-02

Look, bitch. Since Alex made you to help us out, I might as well make you useful. Ok, heres how it's gonna go down, bitch. I'll pretend to buy some smokes. Then I'm gonna whip out my glock. That's when you pull out the A-K and keep the rest of the people in the store covered. Anybody moves and you smoke 'em. That's when I make my move. Any questions? Well, yeah. Just one. Can't we just pay for the candy bar instead? Christ, Lazarus. You are such a fucking pussy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The First Rule... by gabe_billings 2-01-01

The first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club. You just did. That doesn't count. Why not? Look, just shut up. This club sounds pretty gay.

The Golden Rule. by ShadowFreeze 6-28-02

Sorry about the title of the last comic. It meant to say 'If you steal something, steal something good.' But onto the comic. The first rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about Fight Club. You just did. That doesn't count. Why not? Look, just shut the fuck up. This club sounds pretty gay.

The Golden Rule. by Frozenfire 12-08-02

The first rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about Fight Club. You just did. That doesn't count. Why not? Look, just shut the fuck up. This club sounds pretty gay.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Mystery Machine by gabe_billings 2-10-01

Zoiks! Like the zombie took off! But his footprints lead down into that abandoned mineshaft. What are we gonna do Fred? Let's split up. Shaggy, you and Scooby go check out the mine. Daphne, Velma and I are gonna go back to the van and look for clues. Oh Freddy, you magnificent bastard.

The 'Mystery' Machine. by ShadowFreeze 6-28-02

Zoiks! Like the zombie took off! But his footprints lead down into that abandoned mineshaft. What are we gonna do Fred? Let's split up. Shaggy, you and Scooby go check out the mine. Daphne, Velma and I are gonna go back to the van and look for clues. Yeah. That's it. Clues. Now, ladies. Where were we? Oh, Freddy. You clever bastard.

The 'Mystery' Machine. by Frozenfire 12-08-02

Zoinks! It looks like the zombie took off! But his footprints lead down into that abandoned mineshaft. What are we gonna do, Fred? Let's split up. Shaggy, you and Scooby go check out the mine. Daphne, Velma and I are gonna go back to the van and look for clues. Yeah, that's it. Clues. Now, ladies. Where were we? Oh, Freddy. You clever bastard.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Death by gabe_billings 2-19-01

So you're Death, huh? Last I checked. So could you, um... tell me how I'm going to die? And when? I don't think you really want to know that. C'mon. I can take it. Well, I wouldn't worry about renewing your gym membership and you might want to stay away from the walrus cage at the zoo.

Death knows too much. by ShadowFreeze 6-28-02

So... you're Death, huh? Last time I checked, yeah. So, um... could you tell me how I'm going to die? And when? I really don't think you want to know that. C'mon. I can take it. Well, I wouldn't worry about renewing your gym membership and you might want to stay away from the walrus cage at the zoo.

Death knows waaaay too much... by Frozenfire 12-08-02

So... you're Death, huh? Last time I checked, yeah. So, um... could you tell me how I'm going to die? And when? I really don't think you want to know that. C'mon. I can take it. Well, I wouldn't worry about renewing your gym membership and you might want to stay away from the walrus cage at the zoo.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What Else Do We Have Under the Sink? by gabe_billings 4-01-01

Hey Gabe, you've been slacking off with comic production lately. Only a handful in the last couple weeks. What's up? One word, my friend. Tits. What's that supposed to mean? You're too busy getting laid to write comics? No. I just like to say the word tits. So just how much glue to you have to sniff to reach your level of enlightenment? I'm not sure. I ran out last Thursday and I've been mainlining Drano instead.

Hey Scott, what else do we have under the sink? by ShadowFreeze 6-29-02

Hey Dan, you've been writing a lot of comics lately. What's up? How do you do it? One word, my friend. Tits. What's that supposed to mean? Every time you get laid, does it inspire you to write new comics? No. I just like to say the word tits. So just how much glue to you have to sniff to reach your level of enlightenment? I'm not sure. I ran out last Thursday and I've been buzzing on 409 instead.

Hey, what else do we have under the sink..? by Frozenfire 12-08-02

Hey Dan, you've been writing a lot of comics lately. What's up? How do you do it? One word, my friend. Tits. What's that supposed to mean? Every time you get laid, does it inspire you to write new comics? No. I just like to say the word tits. ...So just how much glue to you have to sniff to reach your level of enlightenment? I'm not sure. I ran out last Thursday and I've been buzzing on kitchen cleaner instead.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Holy shit. Plagarism! You gonna call 'em on it?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Complete and Utter Failure by gabe_billings 4-03-01

So how'd you're diabetes swimming thing go? Eh, I pussed out and decided to get drunk instead. Gee, that's too bad. Do you have to give back all the pledges now? I can't. I spent them all on beer. You're going to hell, you know. Hey, if backing over that kid in the wheelchair with my truck didn't phase me, this sure as hell won't.

I'll say it before, I'll say it again -- Craig is an ass. by ShadowFreeze 6-29-02

Hey, what went wrong with your Cancer swimming thing? Eh, I pussed out and decided to get drunk and stoned instead. Gee, that's too bad. Do you have to give back all the pledges now? I can't. I spent them all on the beer and weed. You're going to hell, you know. Hey, if backing over that kid in the wheelchair with my truck didn't phase me, this sure as hell won't.

Taylor is a bastard just like the rest of us. by Frozenfire 12-08-02

Hey, Taylor... I thought you were collecting money for the starving children. Why are you here? Eh, I pussed out and decided to get drunk and stoned instead. Gee, that's too bad. Do you have to give back all the donations now? I can't. I spent them all on the beer and weed. You're going to hell, you know. Hey, if backing over that kid in the wheelchair with my truck didn't phase me, this sure as hell won't.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Back in Full Effect by gabe_billings 5-06-02

Obi, my man! Where the fuck have you been? I was in jail. I got arrested for molesting an elephant. HA HA! Good one. Yeah. Ha ha. ...so then he says, 'Hey, why don't I buy you a drink?'

He always did have that problem. by ShadowFreeze 9-10-02

Hey, it's Craig! Where the fuck have you been? In jail. I was arrested for molesting an elephant. haha! Good one! Yeah. Ha ha. ... So then he says, "Why don't I buy you a drink?" That's rough.

So that's where you've been... by Frozenfire 12-08-02

Hey, it's Brian! Where the fuck have you been, man? You've been gone forever! In jail. I was arrested for molesting an elephant. Hahah! Good one! Yeah. Ha ha. ... So then he says, "Why don't I buy you a drink?" You can never trust those guys...