Check my stuff out. Tell me what u all think. I'm looking for constructive criticism here, not some 12 year old saying "j00 suck daddy-0!". So tell me what works, what doesn't, and please, remember the suffocating part ;) you don't need a link but I'll throw one if for those of you who I suffocated for too long.

Halo-cinations by bongman 1-17-03

depression sets in... I've played diablo two so much I start to see the demons in real life KEEEL U um... tekken 3? no I'm in bmx xxx, the sick mother fuckers version

Sorry I dont' have too much constructive to add -- your first comic was just awful and your next two were good but a bit off in the timing, if "timing" makes any sense in a comic strip. Sorry I can't be more specific.

I'd suggest you read some good comics (on sc.com and off) and notice what gives a joke oomph, then try to use that knowledge for good rather than for evil.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Just to be contrary... I think the first one's alright, but the other two don't do much for me. The background-changing thing and talking about doing too much drugs are overused and, IMO, weren't very funny to begin with. The third is a little bit confusing and I don't get what the fight has to do with anything. If one of the asian girls had just been standing there and then the cop came along and said "I have to pick you up, etc.", it would have worked better for me.

Welcome to StripCreator.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks for the comments, I will take timing under concideration. Just fyi, the latest comic means nothing, that was my mistake.

It's a nice start. You are on your way. Keep up the good work, and remember: The Funniest Comic is the one that hasn't been drawn yet.

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

words of wisdom

Check the new one out, I think you guyz will like it.

Fo Shizzle by Bongman 1-17-03

So I found this company on the net, they do some really interesting stuff for guys who're recently single Yeah? Like what? Like for this one service, they'll actually make a mold of your last girlfiriend's cunt, then send it to you so you don't like, go into withdrawl or something... You've been raping your X-Box haven't you?

Hm... you thought wrong.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

dont be a dick or anything

Keep it up. You have the standard 3-panel punch-line timing down well enough.

But 'rape' is one thing I find too strong a word to use at the end. X-Boxes aren't built for that type of punishment.

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

i thought it was fine. . .hey i am new here too. . .my strips either make no sense because they were written to fuck with one specific person's head, or are bubblegummy. . .or they are stupid but totally crack ME up. . .i think it takes lots of time and practice. . .and the ability to delete the ones that suck, so others wont read them. . .keep going. . .

Scyess...NOT be a dick? Haha, that is the funniest thing you have put on this site yet!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

scyess was mr sweetie-pie to me! heh heh heh! same goes for mr. file13-i-poo. See? be sweet and theyre sweet. im not scared! LOL!

Try this for flavor.

At least it's not running windows xp by Bongman 1-28-03

Seriously man, we've gotta do it. Otherwise what was the reason for putting it together? For the last time man, This is the ED 209 from robocop. Did you not see the movie???!! PLACE YOUR WEAPON ON THE GROUND *CLICK-CLICK-CLICK* FAILURE TO COMPLY B-but its a lollypop mister robot... But it'll be funny! Read my lips! I am not putting fifty caliber bullets into an eight foot tall OCP death machine!

for flavor? It was a little bland...

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That one was executed well, but the joke was just not funny. I think it must be one of those "funny in your head but not in practice" comics.

Unless it wasn't funny in your head, either.

You can post comics by finding the comic number (in the URL above the comic) and placing it between comic UBB tags, like this:

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah, posting that way saves us some effort.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

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You can post comics by finding the comic number (in the URL above the comic) and placing it between comic UBB tags, like this:

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Of wasting a bunch of time to look at crap...

werd.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

There, now thats flavor.

Flavor for you by Bongman 1-29-03

This guy on the sc forum, not_scyess is really pissing me off. I'm new to making comics, so of course they're not top quality, but every time I post he comes up with some asshole remark. Sooooo.... what are you going to do? I guess I'll just have to get his address, drive to his house, knock on his door, fall to my knees and offer a blow job for pennance. Please have mercy master mmmm.... Or I could just kill myself, for lack of being funny. Either way, I win.

Hm... I seem to remember this being the topic of this thread, or somethin'...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Just taking your advice to heart, nothing personal, just trying to be funny.

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Of wasting a bunch of time to look at crap...

werd.

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check it I know, its been done.

Waiting for the shot in the mouth by bongman 4-20-03

So I said: them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitons all by themselves! Ha ha! This shit is so tired, I'm sorry. Fine by me, I found this asshole on the forum who said he'd shoot himself if we did this bit again. So I said: them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitons all by themselves! Ha ha!

Untitled by bongman 1-17-03

hilarious!

your other's just don't do it for me though.

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i really should just fucking draw them, but i'm quite the lazy ass.