Howdy folks.

After carefull consideration, (and looking at some of the other competitions, 'cause even if I've won one, I'm still pretty much a n00b) I've come to the following dashing, smashing, woohoo, competition.

One Rule:

The following sentence must appear in your comic:

"My anus is bleeding"

Example:

M-A-I-B!!!! by Zegota 1-24-03

Come on people, You know you can do it, Just say it out loud all of you. I Am Beautifull. I Am Beatifull. Say It everyone.... I AM BEAUTIFULL I noticed some of you didn't shout along with the rest of us. You there, sir, one the first row, you didn't build your self-confidence with us. So now just you sir, shout it. I Am Beautifull!!! My anus is bleeding.

You have untill next week sunday (february 2nd 2003).

BRING IT ON!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Coversational Spanish 101 by fuzzyman 1-26-03

Hello, my name is Frank. Hola, mi nombre es Franco. ¡Hola, Franco! Would you like to come in for a drink? ¿Usted tiene gusto de venir adentro para una bebida? ¡Si, si! Please stop. My anus is bleeding. Por favor parada. Mi anus está sangrando! ¡No, no!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Read my comic: "head back".

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I am the beginning of a new generation of stripcreators. Damn, if that would only be true.

To post a comic:

[comic]comic number[/comic]

The comic number of your comic is located 1) in the URL, after the "comic=" part, or 2) in black type next to your comic's title; if you highlight it, you can read it.

CC 167: The Adventure of Peter Pompom by kingofthehill 1-26-03

I wandered lonely as a cloud... what the fuck is that?! my anus is bleeding...

CC 167: In Hell Everyone's Does by punkrockskaboy 1-26-03

You're time has come Alright then...I lead a good life We'll see about that...heh heh Huh? Ay Dios Mio! My anus is bleeding! Welcome to hell.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

CC 167: Fun With Grandma - Again! by dane_martin 1-26-03

Grandma, you better give me a REALLY good reason for coming over here. I'm a cop! And not just any cop... A STICK FIGURE COP! You don't just call a STICK FIGURE COP for a needless visit, Grandma! A STICK FIGURE COP can't just WASTE TIME like that! What's your pitiful excuse this time? My anus is bleeding.

Hey, it's my first attempt...

It Is A Kaufmanesque Journey Into The Soul. by ArtemisStrong 1-26-03

There's this new kid at school, Bee Lee Ding. I really hate her. She's snotty and rich. Do you think she could be Mayan? Mayan? Nah, sis, Be Lee Ding... ...doesn't sound Mayan. Yah, you're right.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC167 by Papier_Cliche 1-26-03

My anus is bleeding YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANUS, RRARR! Why do you hate me so much? BECAUSE TOBOR CAN'T CORNHOLE YOU. RAARR.

Again by Papier_Cliche 1-26-03

So he says, "But my anus is bleeding!" So I says, "Well, them sphincter muscles ain't gonna learn to loosen by themselves!" Ha ha! Did I tell ya 'bout the time my lubeless penis made John Wayne weep like a little girl? Why must you torture me like this?

CC 166: Serrated Little Pill by bonwag 1-26-03

Hello, Doctor. I don't think those pills have helped. My anus is bleeding. That's strange. My anus, also, is bleeding. I don't understand. It must be our new supplier. I'll get to the bottom of this. NURSE! Fetch my files. Let's see what Goatse Pharmaceuticals have to say for themselves. (ringing)

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exit, pursued by a bear

It would be a pleasure to be beaten by such an ingenious comic.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

CC167: use only as directed... by lara7 1-26-03

Doctor, the prescription you gave me is having some unpleasant side effects. For one, my anus is bleeding. That's odd. I've never had that complaint about that drug before. Are you taking it with alcohol? Well, of course. That's the only way I'm able to relax enough to insert a suppository. Ah. You have no idea what "oral contraceptive" even means, do you?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

This won't win, but I think it needs to be said. Enjoy, kiddos.

CC 167: The Drawing Board by kreftron 1-26-03

Kreftron at his computer... Hmm, good comic idea, good comic idea...let's see... On screen... My anus is bleeding. Nah, that's a shitty idea. Back to the drawing board.

I ass u me too much? by Spankling 1-26-03

Spankling? I've never seen you in this club before! WOW! Can I buy you a drink? My anus is bleeding. I don't think I can party with you tonight. Sorry. That may be more information than I needed to buy you a beer. A simple yes or no will do. Opps. My face must be as red as my ass by now.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ow, My Ass! by Namgubed 1-26-03

My ass is bleeding! Don't you mean, "My anus is bleeding"? That's right, my ass's anus is bleeding! Now that just doesn't make any sense! The hell it doesn't!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC 167: I dedicate this to kaufman by Devin 1-26-03

A butthead telling the truth My anus is bleeding!

You know, I think I like it this way more:

CC 167: Same joke, different delivery by Devin 1-26-03

What the hell? You just turned down a threesome with two hot women?! You are such a BUTTHEAD, you know that? Hey, look, my anus is bleeding!

CC167: Cashing in on 2-cent Words by UnknownEric 1-27-03

My anus is bleeding. Oh my God! You're sick! My anus is bleeding. I have mace! Don't make me use it! Are you sure "anus" is another word for the pinky finger. Hey, just cause nobody wants to give you a Band-Aid, don't blame it on me.

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I has a flavor!

CC167: It's more fun this way... by jes_lawson 1-27-03

So why are you so happy My anus is bleeding! You know you're not supposed to eat the Anusol, yeah? It's more fun this way!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC167: It's more fun this way... by jes_lawson 1-27-03

So why are you so happy My anus is bleeding! You know you're not supposed to eat the Anusol, yeah? It's more fun this way!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC167: It's more fun this way... by jes_lawson 1-27-03

So why are you so happy My anus is bleeding! You know you're not supposed to eat the Anusol, yeah? It's more fun this way!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC167: It's more fun this way... by jes_lawson 1-27-03

So why are you so happy My anus is bleeding! You know you're not supposed to eat the Anusol, yeah? It's more fun this way!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

ROD DAMNED INTERNET EXPLORER! AAARGH! Why must you make me look like a hyperactive idiot?

GRAAGH! I hope someone at Microsoft gets cornholed for this...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

ROD DAMNED INTERNET EXPLORER! AAARGH! Why must you make me look like a hyperactive idiot?

GRAAGH! I hope someone at Microsoft gets cornholed for this...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

ROD DAMNED INTERNET EXPLORER! AAARGH! Why must you make me look like a hyperactive idiot?

GRAAGH! I hope someone at Microsoft gets cornholed for this...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.