Yeah, I seek your (wise?) input. I'm not really going for funny, just little things fueld by whatever angst I happen to be feeling. And my hatred of JIF peanut butter commercials. If you could start reading from

Hello, my name is Bruised by bruised 1-18-03

Yeah, that's the dirty stuff I like... Oh, uh, hello rare and infrequently frequentor of the painful Bruised Comic. *shuffle shuffle* *turn* shuffle shuffle* I wish to introduce myself. I am Bruised, your ever cheery creator of crap. I have violent mood swings. I have low self esteem... AND THERE'S A FUCKING RAT ON MY FOOT!! *squeek!*

on up, as anything older positively blows your grandmother's undead rotten zombie fetus, and just, you know- respond in a non-anal-peneration way, that'd be swell.

*bonk* Ouch!

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Jesus loves you. He also loves Saddam. He loves children and animals. Someone better get Jesus fixed.

Wait a minute, the fact that I have a grandmother implies that she reached adulthood to reproduce! How can she be an undead rotten zombie fetus?

As for your comics, technically there are few flaws. However, your jokes don't seem funny to me. The jokes seem to all end with something dying or the threat of something dying, and obviously it gets old after too many shots (and if I didn't like those kinds of jokes in the first place, that makes it all the worse).

Oh wait, you said that you weren't really going for funny (I forgot about it when I was typing something about the undead rotten zombie fetus).

Don't sell yourself short! It is VERY possible to put your opinions/emotions across AND be funny while doing so, although funniness will vary with the issue being presented.

I don't neccessarily want to be funny :P But thanks for taking a pee(k)

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Jesus loves you. He also loves Saddam. He loves children and animals. Someone better get Jesus fixed.