hI GUYs miss me?

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Immensely.

Who the fuck are you?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Isn't it meant to be "Houston"?

That comic wasn't cool.

wow. If you are gonna make a controversial comic (going for shock humor or whatever) at least make it funny.

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Man, you guys are so immature. Can't you see how funny that comic was? Look at all the jokes. The big, beautiful jokes. Oh, how I laugh and laugh. Good work. Can I have your baby?

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Sex Piano.

good job mr comic overlord.. you are very fast "isnt it supposed to me Houston?" I guess for someone that has made 2500 crappy comics wit deffinatly isnt in your arsenal.
and not_sycss or whatever you name is.. i was here a while before you i just havent posted in a while..cause i have a life.

Hm. I didn't realize a spooge-encrusted barbie doll collection counted as a "life." I guess ya learn something new every day!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I've only made 630 or so crappy comics. The figure preceded by "Total posts" designates your total number of posts.

non sycyss? at least my spooge encrusted barbie doll is the life size barbie doll.. I tried fucking those other ones but they are just too small> {dick size joke ensues.........} andy dougan you are right.. I am wrong.650some crappy comis.. you are right.

tip of the day- wrap your hamster with duct tape so it doesnt split when you fuck it!

WHATS GOES 12500 MILES PER HUOR AND BRAKES IN LITTEL PEACES? TEH SPACE SHUTTAL H4W H4W H4W!!!

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will that bitch MorningGlory please shut up?
I repeat, will that bitch MorningGlory please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Y'all act like you never heard a dumb fuck before, suck before.
"All my 10 comics are up-- oh wait, I got one more!
I had to come back, and now I'm worse than before.
I'll make you snore 'cause my comics are boring you." (Zzz)

It's the return of the troll days--
hold on, don't try that.
We know what they sound like,
we don't have time for *sigh* rats.
"Well not_Scyess does--"
He did nothing, you idiot! And unlike you, not_Scyess can peddle the funny around!

SC has had enough dumbass men
sounding like 12-year-old boys with dicks up them.
Look at him!
Walking around,
trying to kiss Bedlam's ass,
trying to impress you.
(He's so weak though.)

"I put flaming astronauts on my new comic,
'cause I'm kinda retarded and I'm hella sick.
Sometimes when I post comics I wish I wouldn't get boos;
maybe I shouldn't write while sniffing and sipping on the gin and juice.
The comic gets on your nerves,
the comic gets on your nerves;
I know I'm lucky 'cause I got more attention than I deserve.
And that's the message I've been trying to give to other kids:
you can make comics and never know what funny is!
Of course they're gonna hate me 'cause I'm like a cartoon version of George W. if his ass was impaled with spoons.
I ain't nothing but a dumb fuck,
yes I know that I suck,
you know that minutes from now I won't be thought of.
So I write about how the shuttle Columbia explodes
And that will shock people and get attention-- er, em, I hope.
I should realize I'm ridiculous and talentless.
You're right, I am hopeless--
look how bad my comic is!

I'm MorningGlory and yes I'm hella sorry,
I think funny is gory, my comics are so boring.
I know you're saying 'MorningGlory, please shut up, please shut up, please shut up.'

I'm MorningGlory and yes I'm hella sorry,
I think funny is gory, my comics are so boring.
I know you're saying 'MorningGlory, please shut up, please shut up, please shut up.'"

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

Wow, probably the most thought that's ever been put into a post by one of my accounts.

It's a shame it wasn't me.

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Dad was flammable

I could've sworn it was you... it sounds like you. Could've been dougan. 8) Still, whoever it was gave me my second praise ever! Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

boorite.. nice joke. after all NASA does stand for Need Another Seven Astronauts..

Nazi Nigger wanna be.. Nice rap!

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It's Wigger, thank you very much.

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

Which proves he didn't READ any of your comics before calling them crappy.

Furthermore, I would like to say: DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.

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But they're so cute and furry.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

So are the regs. Feed them.

I'm cute and only furry in certain places, and even there only just a bit: -- not fat-middle-aged-European-guy-on-a-beach-wearing-only-a-bikini-thong furry.

And I STILL prefer Mexican to fried chicken. But... is Thai an option?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

no, a collared shirt is fine

yaga

Tonights guests are...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

NO thai is NOT an option.

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Ohhh, NOW I get Max's joke!

Gimme a break, I'm only 5'6".

So things go over your head easily...

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