Right,

I made a remark that I think changing the default charcters would be a good idea, because I'm tired of all the cheap jokes made just because the default characters are young asian girls, and the stereotypes they imply. I'm not saying all the asiangirl jokes are unfunny, just that we'd be better off if default characters were as neutral as possible.

Now I copped a lot of flak for this so I'm ready to take your arguments here.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Die, pigfucker!

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What others say about boorite!

"Ah! I am dieing! Avenge me, Porky dearest!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That's that. Anyone else want to suggest some helpful CHANGES?

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What others say about boorite!

It was a wish list, not a changes request, otherwise I would have put it in the Suggestions Thread. I may fuck pigs* but I wanted to hear some fairly radical suggestions so I posted to General Discussion.

Also, to show I do not actually have my head stuck up my ass:

*I'll* give you a default character! by jes_lawson 2-04-03

Recently I spoke in favour of changing the default charcters to prevent the glut of comics like this: SUCKY SUCKY! 5 DOLLA! RUV U RONG TIME! I wanted more neutral default characters to promote a bit of creativity. Naturally regulars were upset. Then I thought "What if...." So what are we going to do now we are the new default characters? Beats the shit out of me! Wait...I've got it... One bad joke would be replaced by another regardless. Maybe they had a point. OMG! U R SUCHA *FAG*DEFAULT_1!!! RAOTFLMAO!!!

I wonder if the thread ever went back on topic?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I want boorite to put his pants back on.

Don't take it too hard. The guys are just messing with ya, though they're very passionate about the asiangirls thing.

Changing the default characters would unhinge a vital function of the universe. You newbies have no idea what kind of stellar dynamics you're dealing with when you innocently suggest doing something as drastic as getting rid of the asiangirls. How dare you. All our lives depend on this component!

Exactly. The only real solution is randomizing the starting characters. Which has already been suggested at least once. And it might provoke creativity.

If that were set up, I would run a comic contest where you had to submit unadulterated comics that you created by refreshing make.php until something funny resulted.

The only reason I'd object to changing the default characters is because of all the past and future jokes it would ruin. To tell the truth, I think those Asian girls are creepy-looking.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I don't want to change the default characters, but a "random" button would be fairly amusing.

How would you know that the entries in your contest weren't fixed?

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Dad was flammable

I would disqualify everyone who I already know to be a liar.

It would be a small contest.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hmm, noobs could crank out millions of bad comics at the touch of a button.

Technology, ladies and gentlemen.

Um, noobs can already crank out a million crappy comics at the touch of a button.

ass.

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Dad was flammable

And you STILL want to make it easier???

Considering how homophobic jokes seem to vastly outnumber racist jokes, I doubt this'll go away, even by making new default characters (as you've already pointed out in the comic you made on the subject).

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

So? you some kinda queer?

heh hu... skirts...

I just don't understand the point of changing the defualt characters. It doesn't make any sense. It will make poeple even lazier if the defualt characters are rendomly generator then people won't bother to change them at all. If you leave it blank then people will make comics with no characters. Maybe people just make lots of asian girl comics because asian girls are funny. Changing the defualt characters is a stupid pointless idea.

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You'd think crabby was the asiangirls' pimp or something, the way he argues so vehemently.

The New Defaults by wirthling 2-04-03

SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DOLLA! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

Hey! You stole my idea and then built a time machine so you could go back in the past and post your version before mine and make it look like I was late to the punchline. Obviously.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You guys stole my idea! Next week is the one year anniversary of the comic below :(

No More Sucky Sucky by niteowl 2-21-02

I'm pissed off. Why's that? I'm tired of being the default characters when the freaks here first make a comic. All the nasty stuff they make us say! They need to have someone else be first up here! Yeah, I've had enough of that sucky sucky five dolla shit. I hope Kubrick is burning in hell right now for that line. Meet your new default characters! Uh, what the hell is someone using us in their comic for? We haven't had a gig in months. They must like the color blue.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Fools! You've opened the path for this comic:

Things just wouldn't be the same without the asiangirls by Devin 2-13-03

Also remember that the Asian girls are our logo, and anyone with a SCMug or a SCThong would be severly pissed off.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You bought the thong, didn't you Bazilla?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

*cough* ..... uh ..... yeah ..... IT WAS HIM!

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Come ahead then!