well i got someone's attention.
i was watching tv last night, and i kept seeing a lot of Gatorade commercials. so this came to mind:

Inappropriate Slogans by theniwrenator 2-04-03

Lady Speed Stick... Strong enough for a man... ...But made for a woman! Gatorade... ... Is IT in you? I Can't Believe It's Not Butter... ...SPRAY!

i thought it was funny.
and my computer is being a bitch.

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I really am a fan.

A bit too artsy for my taste.

I guess Nike: Just Do It would be too obvious.

Just Say No?
Priest: The Other White Meat?
Make 7 Up Yours?
For Life (or out in 25 for good behavior)

Damn... I'm out of slogans.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

this has nothing to do with priest sex, but i wanted to post it anyway. i've always wanted to do one. i know everyone's tired of these already, but hey i wanted to give it a shot.

Saddam Physics by theniwrenator 2-21-03

So I says, "Well, them ruthless dictators ain't gonna disarm weapons of mass destruction by themselves!" Ha, ha! Bomb the fuckers.

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I really am a fan.