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hey.
this is for a friend of mine,hes in canada and wants to write a comic strip and it involves a brit guy in canada running a shop,but he wants to know a phrase thta is very british to use in the strip,im pathetic and cant thikn of one so any help wuld be welcome.
thanks.
God Bless.

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'ello? Wots this? Someone's slipped their spotted dick into my shoes! And it's turned the flavour a bit off, due to the foul odour my sweaty feet have left.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Whuat aure youu taulking abouut, skaugg?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III