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Welp, I finished the 'Hostile takeover' strip. Hope you like it.
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At my company's annual meeting...
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| Hey, dig it, cats and kittens, Meca-meglomyna Corp, a subsidiary of Johnson and Johnson, failed to make a profit last year, so to make up for that loss, we're going tits up. | |
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| What I mean to say is, I'm selling the company to this other company, who are gonna turn around and sell the company piece by piece and turn some profits. | |
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| So let me introduce you all to the new boss. | |
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| Yarrr. I sold the microphone and turned a nice profit doing it. Yarr! | |
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| And this is where Daddy signs the overinflated paychecks that are sent to the fat cats who run the company. Let's see what else I can show you, honey... | |
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| Avast, your wee daughter has been downsized and sold off to boys on the internet so that they can make "Sucky sucky" jokes at her expense. Yar! | |
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| But it was bring your child to work day. | |
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| Man, that new boss is as crazy as a...dammit, I've never been able to do those metaphor thingies. | |
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| I think those are similies. The ones that use 'like' or 'as' are...oh snap, here comes the boss. I'm out like a scout. | |
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| Avast, Filing clerk, how are you today? That's a mighty keen jacket. Might a matey ask what size it is? | |
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| Um, I think it's a 40L. My mom got it for me. | |
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| Avast, that jacket has been downsized and it's mine now. It goes well with the hat I downsized from the security guard and the remote control I downsized from the breakroom. | |
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| I need to get back to the fileroom now. | |
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| Yeah man, i go and hide in the bathroom for minutes at the time. It's the only place I feel safe, like having my own office. Plus, it's like getting paid to take a crap.. | |
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| Hey that's a good idea. i'll have to stake a claim on one of the stalls for myself. | |
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| Don't take stall #2. That one is MY happy place. | |
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| Yo-ho! Starting now, the bathrooms have been downsized and are now rented out to the Hallmark next door. I suggest bringing a Gatorade bottle with you to work. Yarr! That's is all. | |
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| Mr Corporate Pirate, Can I talk to you for a minute? | |
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| Ahoy matey, sure thing come on in. My door is always open, because I downsized it. | |
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| Um, I'll just come right out and say it. All of this downsizing and taking stuff and eating people's lunches has really got moral down. | |
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| Let me take this hat off and your old jacket and set down the tv remote and Jim's sandwich, this paper weight I stole and this rubberband ball, and be honest with you. | |
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| I've decided to downsize myself and take a job at the stripcreator.com website. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Filing Clerk, VIP and the hostel takeover (6)']
--- Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.
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