SPORTS ARE FUN by whoreable 2-04-03

SPORTS GUY WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY BASEBALL WITH ME?? COME ON IT WILL BE FUN!!! FUCK OFF GODDAMN CRACKER

ANIMALS ARE FUN :) by whoreable 2-04-03

WOW DADDIO THAT IS A CUTE SQUIRIEL DADDIO  :)  OW!! DADDIO THAT SQUIREL BIT ME DADDIO :( THIS IS A GREAT STORY WITH A LESSON TO LEARN FOR EVERYONE. BE KIND TO MOTHER NATURE. AND EVERYONE HATES A STUPID BEATNIK. AND ALSO HE DIED. THE END

GODDAMN POPOS >: by whoreable 2-04-03

I AM GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR ROPIN IN A NON ROPPIN ZONE BUT I AM A COWBOY :( I AM GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN ON THIS ONE J/K LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOl LOLOLOLOLOLOL lOLOLOLOLOL SEE MY MOVIE KANGAROO JACK IN THEATERS NOW!!!!

I thought they were funny in a straight forward type way.
BEATNIKS = COMEDY!
Except you killed him which I'm kind of against. Couldn't you have just offered him a glass of water?

I laughed keep up the good work.
I've seen alot worse.

I've seen worse, too. Maybe not a lot worse, but worse. Here's what I say:

[list]
[*]Ease up on the caps lock
[*]Lose the emoticons and Internet speak in dialog (and in narration boxes)
[*]Make more comics; practice makes per-, er, not so crappy.
[/list]

Enjoy.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LOL :)

I'm talking about the degradation of the moral fabric of society due to moths named drugs, money, and hatred.

Care to discuss?

I'm not afraid of moths, I'm more afraid of Michael Jackson. His Nose. Gah!

Seriously , all are OK in moderation, except the hate thing... I was going to write hatered here but I'm fecked if I know if I am spelling it correctly...

Hatred?
Hatered?

...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

yeah...no one should make comics as bad as crabby's. OHHHHHH CRAPPY. I withdraw my statement.

*heh heh...sucker*

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Don't you mean, "no one should make comics that are so crabby-- er, I mean, crappy?"

Michael Jackson molests children.

THEY NEVER PROVED THAT!

Meanwhile, while surfing Wil Wheaton Dot Net... by Buffylavalamp 1-23-03

Li'l Conan just read something humourous... LOL! Holy crap. Did you just actually say "LOL"? OMG, no! Wow! Now you just said "OMG" out loud! What's wrong with you?  :(  Now that on the other hand is impressive! I didn't think humans could pronounce it!

And ease up on Michael Jackson. You know he's just trying to defeat Cthulhu.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Haha! Funny! colon close-parenthesis!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You got my name wrong, dougan.

There, I fixed it.

Thank you!

Hello. by TheElPaso 2-09-03

Ideal Comic Setup Sucky sucky fi dollah. We love you long time. Bad Comic Setup SUCKY SUCKY 5$ :) WE LUV U LONG TIME ROFL Horribly Wrong, But Still Slightly Better Than Your Setup LIKE DOOD!!1!!11! WTF?????/??/ SUCKY SUCKY %$ :) ;) :( >:( :P ^_^ o.0 ): '_' DANCE KIRBY DANCE!!!!!!!! '.')> LOL KIRBY JUST DANCED OMFG WE LOVE YOU LONG TIME (I AM THE BEST THING TO GRACE THE EARTH SINCE JESUS, AND ANYONE WHO HATES THIS IS OBVIOUSLY OF AN INCORRECT RACE, RELGION, POLITICAL PARTY, SEXUAL PREFERANCE, AND SIGN!

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