I HAVE DONE MY DARNDEST JOB TO CREATE THE MOST PERFECT COMEDY SCENES THAT ARE ABLE TO BE DEVISED USING A MIND.

YOU MAY DIE FROM ENJOYMENT BECAUSE OF LAUGHING AT THESE JOKES THAT ARE IN THE COMICS THAT I MAKE OR YOU MAY JUST DECIDE TO OXPLODE UP. WHICHEVER I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL AGREE THAT THEY ARE PROBABLY THE FUNIEST THING THIS SIDE OF FUNNY CITY AND GIGGLES MOUNTAIN, AND THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY WANT MY AUTOGRAPH AND PHONE NUMBER (LADIES ;) )

WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO AND READ MY COMICS LOL!!!!!

GOT A GREAT CONDOM by MISTER_FART 2-06-03

IT WAS A COLD WINTERS DAY HEY GUESS WHAT, I FOUDN THIS SUPER COOL CONDOME!!!, WANT TO USE IT?? TALK TO THE HAND IT WAS A RAINY SPRING DAY HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP ME MAKE EFFECTINVE USE OF THIS SEXUAL PARAPHANALIA?? THINK PRACTICALLY, NOT LINEARLY IT WAS A SUNNY SUMMERS DAY MAYBE I WILL JUST USE THIS GREAT CONDOM WITH SOMEONE ELSE >:>: OH SHITCAKES, YOU NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS A "GREAT" CONDOM :):):)

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I FTHIS COMIC COULD STAND UP IT WOULD BE A STAND UP COMIC LOLOLOL

I give your comics ......... herpes.

Hello. by TheElPaso 2-09-03

Ideal Comic Setup Sucky sucky fi dollah. We love you long time. Bad Comic Setup SUCKY SUCKY 5$ :) WE LUV U LONG TIME ROFL Horribly Wrong, But Still Slightly Better Than Your Setup LIKE DOOD!!1!!11! WTF?????/??/ SUCKY SUCKY %$ :) ;) :( >:( :P ^_^ o.0 ): '_' DANCE KIRBY DANCE!!!!!!!! '.')> LOL KIRBY JUST DANCED OMFG WE LOVE YOU LONG TIME (I AM THE BEST THING TO GRACE THE EARTH SINCE JESUS, AND ANYONE WHO HATES THIS IS OBVIOUSLY OF AN INCORRECT RACE, RELGION, POLITICAL PARTY, SEXUAL PREFERANCE, AND SIGN!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic