[Click to view comic: 'My shrink said I needed closure on this.']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

You have inspired me to write my very own bleeding anus comic:

[Click to view comic: 'The Ubiquitous Bleeding Anus Comic']

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

The CC with the mandatory "My anus is bleeding" didn't cut it for ya did it?

NO!!

Just as I've reach closure on my anus bleeding fixation you have to show up and rip open old wounds.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...