Hello. I know not everyone (maybe anyone) will agree with me, but I hope you like my comics anyway. This is my attempt to treat a serious subject with lightly and a much-needed sense of humor. This is a cool site despite the usual messed-up political bias. (Some of you anyway.)

Get a job, hippie by Foxbat 2-12-03

NO BLOOD FOR OIL! What do you propose to base our industry on, if we don't dominate world oil reserves? That's easy, man. It can be all organic. We can make hemp clothes and coconut telephones and bamboo cars. You're majoring in Gilligan's Island, aren't you? No. Economics.

Peace out by Foxbat 2-12-03

So if oil isn't worth fighting for, what is? Nothing, man. Violence is wrong. Nothing? So George Washington was wrong to fight the British? OK, I hear ya. But he fought for FREEDOM, man. The freedom to kill all the Indians? Yo, the white man is the oppressor.

Selling out to the MAN by Foxbat 2-12-03

It's like this, dig? Them that's got, gets more. Them that want, gets exploited. I follow you so far. The poor, minorities, immigrants, they fight our wars, they do our hard work, they die young. The well-to-do watch it all on TV in air-conditioned comfort. That's true. Which raises the question, why do you dress yourself like a hobo? You'll never be on salary looking like that. Man, I ain't cuttin' my hair for NOBODY. Not until graduation. I can recommend a place.

Imagination by Foxbat 2-12-03

If we carry out this war of aggression against the Iraqi people, innocents will die! Not necessarily. They could just give us the oil. Then we wouldn't have to kill anyone. But it's THEIRS. That's ROBBERY. Look, do you have any idea what we've spent on weapons? Do you know what will happen if we don't find some way to turn a buck on that investment? The world will live as one? Well, I must say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

Blood money by Foxbat 2-12-03

PETRODOLLARS FUEL THE WAR MACHINE! So you're putting yourself through college, right? No way. Too expensive. My folks are helping me. And your dad works for Exxon, right? No, Mr. Smarty Pants. For your information, my mom works for Exxon. Dad works for GE. Ah. Petrodollars AND the war machine.

[Click to view comic: 'Thirty pieces of silver? Not bad.'][Click to view comic: 'Betting the spread']

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Let's not kid each other.

I did it wrong or something?

Thirty pieces of silver? Not bad. by Foxbat 2-12-03

So we gotta RESIST the system, man, like warrior doves and shit. Don't let 'em buy and sell your soul like a-- Oh, hey, look at the time. I gotta get back from lunch before all hell breaks loose. It was great talking to you. Good luck with the peace and the poverty thing and all. Must find out where he buys his suits.

Betting the spread by Foxbat 2-12-03

I just spent lunch talking to a war protester. Oh my God. The news is so depressing. Depressing? Why? It's like Iraq is this poor, sick, wounded kitty, and America's a big, mean pit bull who wants to eat it. My money's on the pit bull, so I'm good.

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Let's not kid each other.

Counterpoint:

Iraq & Roll by Bargaintuan 2-11-03

WAR! Huh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for? Getting rid of Saddam! Uh-huh!

The Ubiquitous White House Comic by Bargaintuan 2-11-03

Wow! I really like this "Iraq & Roll" comic! Mr. President? Find out who this "Bargaintuan" guy is. I want him on my staff. We already know who he is. Believe me, sir. You don't want him.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Well, you're cutting your funny in half, since dogmatic comics are never as funny as comics which simply intend to amuse. But your comics aren't bad. Expand beyond trying to project your beliefs on people and you'd probably be pretty good.

Note that I'm not saying whether I agree or disagree with your point of view -- but it should be irrlelevant in a comic. Just my opinion.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Hey, it only lets you post 5 at a time, you did everything fine. Great comics. I tend to think like the business man, so I liked them.

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Sex Piano.

I have no idea what your politics are (haven't read the comics yet) but I already dislike you based on that pointless broadside. Fuck you and your delusions of superiority.

Or, if I have misinterpreted what you said, remove the above paragraph and insert "Welcome!" in its place.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I liked the comics.
They were TEH FUNNEH.
Well, actually, not really that funny, but I still agree with them, and they weren't filled with thousands of spelling and grammar errors.
Three cheers for intelligence!
Hip-hip...

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Oh, fuck you guys.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think they're funnie.
Goody goody.

Also nice to read comics that aren't about "Your manchowder is dripping down my chin I just pooped in my own mouth and my urine is trickling in my eye YUM YUM SPLOOGE"

Keep it up

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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I have no idea what your politics are (haven't read the comics yet) but I already dislike you based on that pointless broadside. Fuck you and your delusions of superiority.

Or, if I have misinterpreted what you said, remove the above paragraph and insert "Welcome!" in its place.

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Thanks everyone who said cool things. I know I'm trying to project my views on you but that's what I thought the media is for! You mean people use it for non-mind-control purposes? But WHY? Anyway I'll try to get off the soapbox sometimes and double my funny. Thanks for the feedback and I mean that.

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Let's not kid each other.

*It's just that with my views, I expected to be like a cowboy in a room full of Indians.*

Actually, it would be a southwestern American immigrant in a room full of Native Americans.

Just kidding. While I think you and I differ in opinions on certain things, funny is funny. Welcome aboard.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

When you told us that we wouldn't like your politics, I assumed that the guy in the suit was supposed to be the author's mouthpiece. But as I read the comics, it seemed to me that he says some things that are funnier and more ridiculous than the hippie. So then I thought you were playing one ridiculous character off against another to create humor and make people think. Then after your post in the Politics thread (in the Fights forum), I wasn't so sure anymore.

Anyway, I like your comics as much as possible given that I probably don't agree with the political views they're supposed to express. Welcome to Stripcreator.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I think evil_d is right.

*tugs on Foxbat's mask*

Things haven't been the same around here since I found out not_Scyess isn't who I didn't think he wasn't.

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What others say about boorite!

I didn't realize anyone actually thought about who (else) I'm not not. Ego trip! BOOYAH!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

its funny

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Selena -TSBB-