True to life. And every customer in the third strip is one of the customers I had today out of god-knows-how-many, and not only that... the ONLY bit of exaggeration in the third strip is the number of words (the lady asked for 50, not 300).

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Heart Day 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Happy Heart Day 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Happy Heart Day 3']

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

Here's my romcom.

[Click to view comic: 'Emotion']

Can't you feel the love?

And I am sooooooo happy to be long out of any sort of customer service work. I can believe each and every one of those.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Shit, I forgot to make a shape factory valintines comic.

Make one late. If it's half as good as last year's "I don't wanna catch your gay", it'll be worth it.

Naw, it's too late to think of a good enough idea. I didn't notice it was Valintine's Day because nobody loves me.

You didn't even get a card off your grandmother? You must come from a dysfunctional family.

.........sniff...........

You really don't have the right to expect a Valentines card from your family when you keep scalping all your relatives.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Says you.

He scalps them? Gruesome.