I'm in the middle of another series, and has been my wont as of late, whenever I manage to create any sort of strip I like to post it, just to prove my brain isn't as empty as it seems, although I used to be much better, I think.

Also, I have two glorious events approaching: my 700th comic (3 comics away), and my 2nd anniversary here. I'll post my 700th in this thread when it happens. In the meantime, I'm going to try to reach 730 comics by Febrary 23, because then I'll have averaged 1 strip per day for 2 years. Yes, I know that that is pointless.

And now, Cowdjinn Slips In. Comments are welcome.

Cowdjinn Slips In | by Scyess 2-10-03

Where are you off to in such a hurry? Jon's house. I have a date. Good lord. Why, after taking so long to meticulously tease and torture him, have you decided to start dating him now? I haven't. I have a date with his pet cow, Cowdjinn. Wow. I think "meticulous" was the understatement of the century. And what do you mean "tease and toruture?" I just like to hospitalize him once in a while. It's good for him... or something.

Cowdjinn Slips In ][ by Scyess 2-11-03

Thanks for coming. Shall we go? Isn't it kind of rude of you not to ask me in? Um, don't you think Jon will be jealous that we have a date? So? Hm. Interesting point. Yeah. I mean, if he gets annoying we can always beat him into next week.

Cowdjinn Slips In ]|[ by Scyess 2-11-03

I don't know why everyone thinks Jon will react badly to our having a date. Hm... it certianly couldn't be because he's had a crush of nearly illegal calibur on you since he met you. No way! Maybe you'll recall his literally going through hell for permission to date you? His constant come ons? The time he tried to kiss you? Oh, I'm sure he's gotten over that by now. Well, except for the physical injuries. It was a week ago Thursday.

Cowdjinn Slips In |V by Scyess 2-11-03

Wow... so Jon really has a crush on me? Of course! That's why I was hoping we could sneak out to avoid hurting his feelings. If you're so worried about his feelings, why did you agree to go out with me in the first place? Well? Ha! Watch me deftly thwart your attempt to change the subject! Let me just get my hat and we'll go.

Cowdjinn Slips In V by Scyess 2-11-03

Cows don't wear hats. For some reason, it just occured to me that someone coming in in the middle of this conversation wouldn't know what the hell was going on. Then it's a good thing your life doesn't take place inside a randomly searchable three-panel comic. Let me just go get my mittens.

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Posting 5 at a time so you can read them more easily. Aren't I sweet?

Cowdjinn Slips In V| by Scyess 2-11-03

Wow. Thanks for the lovely date, Cowdjinn. I'll see you later? Why end it so early? I mean, you know, technically, I'm naked. Is that you, Cowdjinn? Where's your skin? I just... cut myself shaving, that's all.

Cowdjinn Slips In V][ by Scyess 2-17-03

I know we've only been dating a short while, Tataki, but I think it's time we took the next step in our relationship. You mean matching jogging suits? No, no... I mean something more... you know. Physical. Matching rock-climbing outfits? No, no, no... you know. I was thinking maybe we should get more... intimate. Monogramed rock-climbing outfits? You animal!

Cowdjinn Slips In V]|[ by Scyess 2-17-03

Why are we meeting in a dark alley in the middle of the night? I think Jon is starting to suspect something. We need to be a little more discreet with our relationship. Why? Because I live with him! He's my best friend, and think of my position if he found out I was dating the girl he'd tried to get for 2 years! Sure, Captain Ego, but how would it affect me? We've only been dating a few weeks; I'm pretty sure you're supposed to hide your complete lack of respect for me at least until we're married.

Cowdjinn Steps In |X by Scyess 2-17-03

I think Cowdjinn has been sneaking around with Tataki recently, and I think he suspects I know something. So I'm just going to stand here and stare at him with the "evil eye" until he breaks down and confesses. I can feel him cracking already. But I will show no mercy. I'm going to burn my gaze into his soul until he cracks. I'm going to crush him with the weight of my unspoken accusation. Oh! Hey! Jon! How long have you been standing there?

Cowdjinn Steps In X by Scyess 2-17-03

DAMMIT! HOW COULD YOU DO IT? HOW COULD YOU TURN AROUND AND SLEEP WITH THE GIRL I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON FOR TWO YEARS?!?! WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU? Well... do you remember when we first met? Sure I'll move with you, but I'm warning you. I'm the kind of friend who would turn around and sleep with a girl you've had a crush on for two years. Or consistently beat you at Bubble Bobble. Oh, Cowdjinn, you big kidder you. Yeah, I remember. I sure gave you a run for your money at Bubble Bobble, though! Um, right. Try to keep up with the conversation for once, won't you?

More as they come to me. Let's hope they do.

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I know that's what I'm hoping for.

Good series :-)

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We interrupt this broadcast to bring you my...

MY 700TH COMIC

Ultimate -- Yet Monotonous and Repetative -- Evil by Scyess 2-18-03

The ancient tome said I could unleash the Ultimate Evil on the world by saying "ducky" backwards into a mirror 700 times. Here goes... "ykcud ,ykcud ,ykcud ,ykcud ,ykcud ,ykcud..." ah, screw this. This is boring. And thus, the world is saved from destruction. Again. I told you you should've made it just 2 or 3 times. Oh, shut up.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled series, already in progress...

Cowdjinn Slips In X| by Scyess 2-18-03

I'm sorry I'm dating the girl you like, but it's not like you were actually dating her. I didn't want you to feel betrayed. Well, I feel betrayed, but you're right. I was never good enough for her. I didn't want you to feel betrayed and inadequate. Well, I feel betrayed and inadequate. But there is some freedom in being able to give up hope completely. I didn't want you to feel betrayed, inadequate, hopeless -- or depressed or dejected or inconvenienced or underdressed or anything else so can we please get on with the conversation? Well, I feel rushed.

Cowdjinn Slips In X][ by Scyess 2-18-03

How did you two hook up? She approached me. I think she heard I eat people and was impressed. And you've already slept with her? No, you made that part up yourself. I haven't touched her. Yet. So when she heard about your affinity towards "eating" people... ...yes, she knew it meant that I partake of humans as meals. Not what you were thinking, you pervert. (Unfortunately.)

Cowdjinn Slips In X]|[ by Scyess 2-18-03

You know I'm not happy with your dating Tataki, but at least you've convinced me that your motives are pure. Of course! What other motives could I possibly have? Oh, I dunno... making millions setting up a "Cow on Girl" live feed web cam? Jon, don't be preposter- um, did you say make millions? Um... no! Lose! I said "lose millions!" Woah, but look at the time! Gotta go... um... register my aloe plant! Later! *SLAM*

Cowdjinn Slips In X|V by Scyess 2-18-03

Tataki... we've been dating for a while now and... I think it's time... well... that I explained the birds and the bees to you... ...okay. I'm listening. "Basically, it's like this..." Bitch, you WILL lather yourself up in rhubarb jelly and give my face a lap-dance on my web cam! Anything, dominant male! You're my hero! Maybe I can make you a sandwich first? Fool. Rhubarb jelly doesn't lather. Not that I don't appreciate the tips, but ...whenever you feel like removing my face from my ass would be fine with me...

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Wow... That was a pathetically low reponse rate, even for me. Nevertheless, to appease the 2 or 3 people who are interested, I went ahead and finished the series. Obviously, I didn't make my 730-comic quota on time. There's always next year!

Cowdjinn Slips In XV by Scyess 2-18-03

I've decided to break up with Tataki. Really? Why? Oh, something about the way she defined "physical intimacy" as kicking my ass. Then why does she seem to think y'all're still going out tonight? Did I mention the part about how she can kick my ass? Ah, yes.

Cowdjinn Slips In XV| by Scyess 2-19-03

Hi, Jon. What's new? Sanna, I need your help. We have to break up Cowdjinn and Tataki by pretending to be "together" and making her jealous. So what do we have to do? Hang around together a lot in public, kissing? Well, ye- gah! Wha- you... me... public... kissing... me... ggwwaaaaAAHHHH!!!! ----------------------------------------*FOOM!*------- Not that I needed an excuse not to kiss you, but you can forget it. I am not a spaz! I am not... oh, what's the use.

Cowdjinn Slips In XV][ by Scyess 2-26-03

Any ideas on how I can gracefully break up with Tataki? No, but I told Hal about it and he said he had some ideas. Wow, thanks Hal! What have -- YOU BOVINE BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU DATE THE WOMAN I LOVE! I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR NOSTRILS FOR BREAKFAST!!! You know, it was kind of an odd threat. Not as odd as having prosthetic nostrils will be.

Cowdjinn Slips In XV]|[ by Scyess 2-26-03

You can't go around beating people up like that. That's what YOU think. I can beat up anyone I want, because I'm stronger, faster, and better. Because I have no fear of reprecussions, I can pretty much beat whom I please, when I pl- Hey, you! I heard you beat up my boyfriend. Prepare to die. So I'm sorry, what were you saying before we were so rudely interrupted by your receiving a brutal ass-kicking? Um... I don't remember. Right now let's talk about finding the rest of my body parts.

Cowdjinn Slips In X|X by Scyess 2-26-03

I whipped that guy who kicked your ass the other day. Wow! I'm so lucky to have you as a girlfriend. Ha! You lost THAT privlidge when you lost a fight to such a pansy. Consider this a break-up beating. HAIYA! GAH! Women: can't live with 'em... Hey, keep your own blood on YOUR half of the sidewalk.

Oh, and speaking of annal events, will there be an rfmodulator series for Feb 27, 2003? It would be a damn shame if there isn't.

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Oh, and speaking of annal events, will there be an rfmodulator series for Feb 27, 2003? It would be a damn shame if there isn't.

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Scyess, you rock.

Great series.

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I has a flavor!

I concur! I wish I were you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

So do I.

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Dad was flammable

Sluggy Freelance is the best webcomic, period. Thank you for your attention.

Oh, amusing comics, by the way.

- Aqu