Bryan Adams - Career? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-19-03

"Everything i Dooooo , i Do its for Yooooooooou" Brilliant Bryan , Brilliant. I dont think ive ever heard you produce such a note perfect rendition of that song. Well i dont know. I think i was a bit off key when i sang "All the Wayyyyy , yayyyy" Nope. Didnt miss an octave. Theres only one thing that spoiled it for me. And that was? Youre Canadian.

Crabby , i know how to follow this up, but i simply cant provide the necessary style of jokes.

Please provide us with a series documenting how Bryan Adams attempts to lose his "Canadianess".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

By request............

Bryan's Song by crabby 2-20-03

Maybe that balding record executive was right. Maybe I'll never get ahead due to my canadian heritage. Perhaps I could somehow get rid of all my candian blood. A blood transfusion of some sort perhaps? I'm going to consult Canada's most brillant mind to help me solve this problem.

Bryan's Song 2 by crabby 2-20-03

Howie Mandel! I need your help I have a serious problem. ok. I'm never going to get ahead in life due to being Canadian. I need to purify my body of all its canadian blood. Rick Moranis sold me a time machine maybe you can pin point the exact moment your family decided to move to canada and then convince them not to. Why didn't you use that time machine to help further your own career? I did.

Bryan's Song 3 by crabby 2-20-03

ok. Step in and prepare to travel through time. Seriously you should have done alot better job of working on your career through time travel. Just get in the fucking machine. Seriously though a rubber glove on your head is that the best you could come up with?

Bryan's Song 4 by crabby 2-20-03

Grandpappy! Don't leave Switzerland to move to Canada you're going to kill my career! eh................. Seriously everyone hates me because I'm canadian. Please don't move to Canada. eh.................... You'll fuck up my career you dumb fuck! Don't move to Canada. ok. I stay here in Switzerland.

Bryan's Song 5 by crabby 2-20-03

"Everything i Dooooo , i Do its for Yooooooooou" Brilliant Bryan , Brilliant. I dont think ive ever heard you produce such a note perfect rendition of that song. Well i dont know. I think i was a bit off key when i sang "All the Wayyyyy , yayyyy" Nope. Didnt miss an octave. Theres only one thing that spoiled it for me. And that was? You're Swiss.

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Excellent.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"