Slurpy Turkey 1 by cabal 10-21-02

In the event of a Slurpy always be sure to Turkey. What is Slurpy Turkey? A turkey infected with the virus "Slurpy" When activated it will cause the Turkey to Slurpy. Sometimes additional side effects will occur. These may include but are not limited to slurpy and turkey. Give your soul to Slurpy so that you might enjoy Turkey in the land of Slurpy Turkey. With the aid of Slurpy you too can enjoy the luxury of Turkey. Imagine a world full of Slurpy, where Turkey is always Slurpy and Slurpy is always Turkey. Take notice of the warnings on the label. They clearly state that Slurpy will induce a state of Turkey if Slurpy is not immediatly satiated with a sense of Turkey. Never leave your Slurpy out past Turkey or it will involuntarily Slurpy into a Turkey. A strange slurpy fluid will turkey out and sometimes smell of slurpy. The reverse will happen if the following directions are taken. 1. Slurpy. 2. Turkey 3. Slurpy. 4. Turkey.

Jesus fuck... I hit reload and apparently it recreated my post. I thought it was a glitch and hit reload again. Then it recreated my post A THIRD TIME!

Please delete 2 of these and I apologize for the inconvenience.

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Jesus fuck... I hit reload and apparently it recreated my post. I thought it was a glitch and hit reload again. Then it recreated my post A THIRD TIME!

Please delete 2 of these and I apologize for the inconvenience.

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Perhaps... but It still doesn't mend my broken heart.