I demand proof, proof of your skills that is. I don't want this to somehow be turned around into some childish rant about how I really want to engage in any kind of sex with you, homosexual or otherwise. I don't want any references to my genitalia or anyone's parents, it's a straight-forward request without any kind of sexual undertones, overtones or subliminal messages about testicles.
Thank you.
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Dad was flammable